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  • 50 25
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:32pm
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    Ah, yes... The power of the penis. Douche bag guys that are a great lay... It's such a cruel world.

    • 36 33
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 8:13pm
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      its the alpha male "I'm gunna wreck this shit for all who come after" attitude which results in multi orgasmic broken vaginas

      • 23 31
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:02pm
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        And some simply refuse to be broken!

        • 28 33
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:30pm
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          ...I must break you...

          • 27 36
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:34pm
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            LMFAO!!! Can't be done!!!

            • 26 36
              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 11:58pm
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              my penis thrusts as hard as a great white shark's bite..I assassined creed with it...no amount of lifting logs will save your vag!!

              • 31 35
                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:23am
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                Yeah, yeah... Words, words, words...

                • 23 34
                  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:35am
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                  that was ALOT of rocky 3 references and I can fit no more

                  • 36 42
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 1:58am
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                    Some women aren't meant to be tamed...

                    • 28 37
                      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 2:20am
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                      I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS AS A MAN!!!

                      • 38 22
                        Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 7:18am
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                        Witness childbirth,then look down dude. You ain't doin nuthin!!!!

                        • 27 39
                          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 10:51am
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                          Like watching Alien... The happy place is never seen the same way again.

                          • 31 25
                            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:10pm
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                            that movie fucked me up as a lil kid..I watched it and Thanksgiving my uncle started choking but I thought the alien was commin so I ran and hid in my room

  • 45 35
    Submitted by DaniShmani on Dec 22, 11 at 2:47pm
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    I've been in that relationship. Dump him.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 2:52pm
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    need to Kali ma that vag heart of yours

  • 31 27
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Dec 24, 11 at 12:39am
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    Tragic, there's no right choice in this situation.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 3:31pm
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    It's not the heart, it's the heart-on.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:45pm
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    Lol FAMOUS! TFLN is real after all heyy

  • 29 37
    Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 22, 11 at 3:40pm
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    See a doctor immediately.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 23, 11 at 12:03am
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    NUNU! The Indiana Jones reference was genius. xD

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Uziduze on Dec 22, 11 at 9:32pm
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    Awww, sweetie... That heart died years ago :)

  • 32 46
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:28pm
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    I'll fix your vagina just give me a shout

  • 26 36
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 6:58am
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    Looking for a multi orgasmic broken vagina to objectify me as a human sex toy

  • 22 33
    Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:44pm
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    Nunubeast.. No one wants their vagina wrecked. Very unpleasant.

    • 32 29
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:31pm
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      wrap it around a poll!!