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  • 56 29
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:32pm

    Ah, yes... The power of the penis. Douche bag guys that are a great lay... It's such a cruel world.

    • 55 38
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 8:13pm

      its the alpha male "I'm gunna wreck this shit for all who come after" attitude which results in multi orgasmic broken vaginas

      • 27 38
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:02pm

        And some simply refuse to be broken!

        • 33 52
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:30pm

          ...I must break you...

          • 35 42
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:34pm

            LMFAO!!! Can't be done!!!

            • 30 44
              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 11:58pm

              my penis thrusts as hard as a great white shark's bite..I assassined creed with it...no amount of lifting logs will save your vag!!

              • 38 40
                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:23am

                Yeah, yeah... Words, words, words...

                • 36 42
                  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:35am

                  that was ALOT of rocky 3 references and I can fit no more

                  • 40 47
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 1:58am

                    Some women aren't meant to be tamed...

                    • 39 48
                      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 2:20am

                      I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS AS A MAN!!!

                      • 44 29
                        Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 7:18am

                        Witness childbirth,then look down dude. You ain't doin nuthin!!!!

                        • 34 47
                          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 10:51am

                          Like watching Alien... The happy place is never seen the same way again.

                          • 36 34
                            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:10pm

                            that movie fucked me up as a lil kid..I watched it and Thanksgiving my uncle started choking but I thought the alien was commin so I ran and hid in my room

  • 51 44
    Submitted by DaniShmani on Dec 22, 11 at 2:47pm

    I've been in that relationship. Dump him.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 3:31pm

    It's not the heart, it's the heart-on.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Dec 24, 11 at 12:39am

    Tragic, there's no right choice in this situation.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:45pm

    Lol FAMOUS! TFLN is real after all heyy

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 23, 11 at 12:03am

    NUNU! The Indiana Jones reference was genius. xD

  • 43 59
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 2:52pm

    need to Kali ma that vag heart of yours

  • 34 42
    Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 22, 11 at 3:40pm

    See a doctor immediately.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:28pm

    I'll fix your vagina just give me a shout

  • 28 38
    Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:44pm

    Nunubeast.. No one wants their vagina wrecked. Very unpleasant.

    • 42 38
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:31pm

      wrap it around a poll!!

  • 30 48
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 6:58am

    Looking for a multi orgasmic broken vagina to objectify me as a human sex toy

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Uziduze on Dec 22, 11 at 9:32pm

    Awww, sweetie... That heart died years ago :)