my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Ah, yes... The power of the penis. Douche bag guys that are a great lay... It's such a cruel world.
its the alpha male "I'm gunna wreck this shit for all who come after" attitude which results in multi orgasmic broken vaginas
And some simply refuse to be broken!
...I must break you...
LMFAO!!! Can't be done!!!
my penis thrusts as hard as a great white shark's bite..I assassined creed with it...no amount of lifting logs will save your vag!!
Yeah, yeah... Words, words, words...
that was ALOT of rocky 3 references and I can fit no more
Some women aren't meant to be tamed...
I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS AS A MAN!!!
Witness childbirth,then look down dude. You ain't doin nuthin!!!!
Like watching Alien... The happy place is never seen the same way again.
that movie fucked me up as a lil kid..I watched it and Thanksgiving my uncle started choking but I thought the alien was commin so I ran and hid in my room
I've been in that relationship. Dump him.
Nunubeast.. No one wants their vagina wrecked. Very unpleasant.
wrap it around a poll!!
need to Kali ma that vag heart of yours
It's not the heart, it's the heart-on.
Tragic, there's no right choice in this situation.
NUNU! The Indiana Jones reference was genius. xD
Lol FAMOUS! TFLN is real after all heyy
See a doctor immediately.
Looking for a multi orgasmic broken vagina to objectify me as a human sex toy
Awww, sweetie... That heart died years ago :)
I'll fix your vagina just give me a shout