Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Sounds like you've got some ex-spleening to do. (I know where the door is.)
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne... Now quit bothering me with all these questions.
You do not need a spleen to live. But if it ruptures you need to go to a hospital ASAP. You can have significant internal bleeding.
Not enough, three weeks, and no, not really.