We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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probably the only guy in there that was telling the truth.
And nothing in ethics class is gonna make him change his mind.
Ur screen name made my day (: thank you for that!
I'm sure he showed the professor what a little rebel he is and impressed all the bros in the class.
with balls like that. he is a bro king. im guessing u r not a fan of bros. or sluts . or jack. u should reconsider ur view on a few of those things. u bz
Haha... sorry I don't conform to your views of non-conformity.
I have always loved this thought process, you are one of those people who believe that non-conformists are conformists at non-conforming...are you a philosophy major? Circular logic has always been lost on me.
Ethics is a required class for business majors, among others. When you don't wanna be there in the first place, have fun with it.
nothing unethical about being honest
I'm sure every teacher has a student that says something like that in class every semester.
Not a hero. Legend.
He probably felt that a lot of people were like that, he wanted to make it not awkward by being the first to do it.
we did this at college and dude stood up and said he had a 3rd nipple and showed us.
He's a man. He's got needs. There's nothing wrong with that, even when those needs are booze and bitches.
I would have applauded after that introduction!
maryland is chill.
Amazing this guy is a BOSS!!!!
That's what legends are made of!
I wish I had people like that in my classes!
That is amazing.
Greatest quote ever and all the people talkin shit are just upset at the fact they are most likely such introverted pussies they would never even think about doin something like that, to a real man I salute you
So it's great for a man to love sleeping with sluts, but bad to be a slut. Fascinating.
Yeah, there's actually a couple of double-standards that work out in OUR favor. :D
sounds like mfm
Sounds like something you'd say at an aa meeting, but I bet he got a couple of numbers after this... May just have to try this!!
ummm sorry but can somebody please explain the satire in this
Damn! Just Damn! I agree with everyone else LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!
hot. i would bang this guy
Hey, my name's Mark! Sweet!
Jacks probably his brofriend.
This just made my day. I can't even look at it right now without bursting into laughter!
I masturbate to the thought of this legend.
Hahahahaha my hero he is lol I LOVE SLUTS AND JACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was there!!!!
Weird my names marc n I love sluts n jack
No, it would've been weird if he didn't say he liked sluts and liquor.
You go girl!
You definitely should of all given this legend a round of applause.
Epic, fucking epic
Hello, I'm a grilled cheese, I love when people cook me and eat me. drunks and stoners love me. Gooey cheese dripping out....
funny and whatever but I kind of feel like this wouldn't happen