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  • probably the only guy in there that was telling the truth.

    Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Sep 13, 10 at 2:13pm
  • And nothing in ethics class is gonna make him change his mind.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:10pm
  • I'm sure he showed the professor what a little rebel he is and impressed all the bros in the class.

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 13, 10 at 2:36pm
    • with balls like that. he is a bro king. im guessing u r not a fan of bros. or sluts . or jack. u should reconsider ur view on a few of those things. u bz

      Submitted by DrPillClinton on Sep 13, 10 at 11:13pm
      • Haha... sorry I don't conform to your views of non-conformity.

        Submitted by Taipan on Sep 14, 10 at 9:05am
        • I have always loved this thought process, you are one of those people who believe that non-conformists are conformists at non-conforming...are you a philosophy major? Circular logic has always been lost on me.

          Submitted by procras_tinating on Sep 18, 10 at 12:46am
    • Ethics is a required class for business majors, among others. When you don't wanna be there in the first place, have fun with it.

      Submitted by limedrop on Sep 15, 10 at 1:01am
  • nothing unethical about being honest

    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:41pm
  • I'm sure every teacher has a student that says something like that in class every semester.

    Submitted by kaylovely on Sep 13, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Not a hero. Legend.

    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 13, 10 at 3:40pm
  • He probably felt that a lot of people were like that, he wanted to make it not awkward by being the first to do it.

    Submitted by brocky on Sep 13, 10 at 2:09pm
  • we did this at college and dude stood up and said he had a 3rd nipple and showed us.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 13, 10 at 2:11pm
  • He's a man. He's got needs. There's nothing wrong with that, even when those needs are booze and bitches.

    Submitted by DeathLeprKHAN on Sep 13, 10 at 2:56pm
  • I would have applauded after that introduction!

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:18pm
  • maryland is chill.

    Submitted by failtext14 on Sep 13, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Amazing this guy is a BOSS!!!!

    Submitted by kandy4fools on Sep 13, 10 at 2:53pm
  • That's what legends are made of!

    Submitted by TheWife on Sep 13, 10 at 4:32pm
  • I wish I had people like that in my classes!

    Submitted by parfaitamour8 on Sep 13, 10 at 8:38pm
  • That is amazing.

    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 14, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Greatest quote ever and all the people talkin shit are just upset at the fact they are most likely such introverted pussies they would never even think about doin something like that, to a real man I salute you

    Submitted by FuckinOgre on Sep 15, 10 at 4:21am
  • So it's great for a man to love sleeping with sluts, but bad to be a slut. Fascinating.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Oct 8, 10 at 11:26pm
    • Yeah, there's actually a couple of double-standards that work out in OUR favor. :D

      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 12:49am
  • favorite :]

    Submitted by hahaitsshelby on Sep 14, 10 at 1:51am
  • sounds like mfm

    Submitted by darntootin on Sep 13, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Sounds like something you'd say at an aa meeting, but I bet he got a couple of numbers after this... May just have to try this!!

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 14, 10 at 9:34am
  • Damn! Just Damn! I agree with everyone else LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 14, 10 at 11:55pm
  • ummm sorry but can somebody please explain the satire in this

    Submitted by may171991 on Sep 26, 10 at 1:05am
  • hot. i would bang this guy

    Submitted by tashaa11 on Sep 14, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Hey, my name's Mark! Sweet!

    Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Sep 17, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I masturbate to the thought of this legend.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Sep 13, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Jacks probably his brofriend.

    Submitted by Awesome_O on Sep 14, 10 at 12:57am
  • This just made my day. I can't even look at it right now without bursting into laughter!

    Submitted by jom133 on Sep 13, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Hahahahaha my hero he is lol I LOVE SLUTS AND JACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by GET__GRAPED on Sep 14, 10 at 7:43am
  • I was there!!!!

    Submitted by VaHammer08 on Sep 14, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Weird my names marc n I love sluts n jack

    Submitted by snufalufagus on Sep 13, 10 at 6:10pm
  • No, it would've been weird if he didn't say he liked sluts and liquor.

    Submitted by hanrammvp on Sep 13, 10 at 5:45pm
  • I masturbate to the thought of this legend.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Sep 19, 10 at 11:05pm
  • You go girl!

    Submitted by Serec on Sep 13, 10 at 5:59pm
  • You definitely should of all given this legend a round of applause.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 10:58am
  • Epic, fucking epic

    Submitted by Poon_Police on Sep 16, 10 at 4:15am
  • Hello, I'm a grilled cheese, I love when people cook me and eat me. drunks and stoners love me. Gooey cheese dripping out....

    Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 14, 10 at 12:36am
  • funny and whatever but I kind of feel like this wouldn't happen

    Submitted by arivs86 on Nov 30, 12 at 5:05pm