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  • 66 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:27pm

    how i feel about my boyfriend, daily. (:

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:42am

    gotta love that feeling <3

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:43pm

    Our country thrives on double standard. Girls get the best end of double standards except when it comes to being called whores. Go shave your legs hippie

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:24pm

    Why does that make her a whore? Would you be a whore if there was a girl naked in your bed and you were happy about it? No, you'd be a player, right? Fucking double standards piss me off.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:22pm

    haha i love these comments. and the actual text. all brilliant.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:42pm

    ohhhh! that makes me happy for her! he was probably a crush and it was probably a long time coming!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:29pm

    i think it's sweet and i've felt the exact same way! i'm happy for this person!! :)

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:56am

    this bitch must be crazy

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:41pm

    people need to masturbate!! start masturbating, everyone!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:36pm

    I bet he is probably uglier than a gorilla's ass, which would make you about as good looking as 300 pound 6 year old.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:22pm

    Hey Ms. Double Standards - some of us don't think "whore" is such a negative word. I have been known to call some of my best friends hookers, sluts, whores, and I have one friend that even refers to herself as a dirty pirate hooker.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:31pm

    I just eat for days at a time.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:40pm

    I wanna know why she/he didn't send a picture message instead of a text!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:31pm

    whore, gotta love em

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:22pm

    i love that feeling. molest him while you can - cause there is a good chance homie won't call you for a looong time.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:25pm

    and i agree with the second response to this. i am the same chick as above btw...

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:16pm

    hell, i'm a male and i consider myself a whore. it's only a stigma if you have shame ;). embrace your love of sex!!!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:44pm

    takes me back to being single . . . oh, how I miss those days!

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:04pm

    ...and she's texting her friend instead of hopping on him???

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:47pm

    What's so bad about this person being happy about getting some good lovin? They didn't say ANYONE is in their bed, or 50 people are or whatever, they said one specific dude. Maybe this guy is a hottie and they're really into him. Nothing wrong with being happy with what you got!

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:20pm

    too.bad.she.is.on.her.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:15pm

    What if they were homosexuals? TWIST!

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:43pm

    Maybe the girl just was interested in a guy who didn't have the balls to seal the deal before and it finally happened and she's happy about it? Now she can move on now that all those thoughts have been acted through!! Give the girl a break!

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:48pm

    wow, a lot of dirty ass sluts in here.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:55pm

    it's probably a dude.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    LMAO at 8: 53, 9:09, and 9:15

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:14am

    I'm willing to bet that it's a guy who wrote it, not a girl.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:27am

    :) i feel happy for her in everyway possible

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:11am

    i fucking love it. it seems like she finally got what she's wanted for sooo long. good for her :)

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    wow i love it, I feel that she's wanted this guy for ages and finally got him awesome

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:44pm

    Gotta love it..I know the feeling...makes me feel better about my whorishness as well lol

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:11pm

    YAY for all the whores in the world, it would be SO boring w/o us:)

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm

    Oh my gosh this is fantastic.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:43pm

    this isn't fuck my life, go cry elsewhere please

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:32pm

    this is an old Monika Lewinski text.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:17pm

    ...a guy like Jack from Will and Grace, maybe?

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:41pm

    This text conjures in my mind the image of a girl at a university who has a hard time getting anyone to look at her because doing so would cause people's retinas to detach, and in a moment of drug induced drunken madness some bloke who resembles her father happened to take her offer of a lift home. Also, he may be banging her for a bet. Because yknow, She's All That.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:43pm

    there is nothing difficult about getting a man to be naked in your bed. your priorities are messed up girl: this is the best day of HIS life

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:07pm

    everyone on here is a dude.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:37pm

    hehe someone is just really mad about being called a whore before!! you should embrace it if anything!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 4:10am

    The. Periods. Are. A. Little. Redundant.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:33am

    BALTIMORE?? more like baltiwhore by the sounds of it

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:47pm

    Nope, she's a whore because she's so proud and texting about it.

    • 34 35
      Submitted by jltc on Feb 28, 11 at 1:51am

      I think the "happiest day of my life" part would suggest that the op is not, in fact, a whore.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:41pm

    HAHAHAHA Anonymous said... too.bad.she.is.on.her.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:53am

    this site in general has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls. i love it

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:38pm

    Every single woman is a whore... Except for our mothers

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:44pm

    who said a girl said it?

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:57pm

    am i mistaken when i assume that every man's dream is a chick who looks like an innocent family girl with standards but is behind doors and specifically in his bed a naughty sex-starved minx?

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:26pm

    Oh, c'mon. Which of you doesn't like to get laid? I'm glad for him/her.

  • 19 30
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 17, 12 at 9:31am

    This is how I feel whenever I wake up at my boyfriends house, except its the other way around, obviously. Its now my favourite place in the world. I'm happy for you OP.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:00am

    girls aren't whores. we just like feeling good, seriously, sex is a good thing, everyone should just have more of it.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by drake171717 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:53pm

    Way.too.many.periods.ever.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by paloma1182 on May 23, 10 at 6:09pm

    U go girl!!!

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:23pm

    ive had that moment.. :] kudos.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:36am

    haha this is an old monika lewinski text

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:12pm

    and a lotta guy who can't get the dirty ass sluts in here. bitter.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:09pm

    ...and it has made me feel more comfortable with my whorishness. High fives all around.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 9, 10 at 11:55pm

    This girl is NOT a whore. She clearly likes him a lot.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:59am

    TOTALLY agree with 3:43....maybe she had the hots for a guy for a while and then something finally happend

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:13pm

    Don't assume the OP is a woman just because the text is about a man.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:16pm

    It's the NAKED MAN!!! works 2 out of 3 times!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:16pm

    Will it still be the best day of their life when he wakes up from his drunkenness and scampers out the door to go trolling again the next night?

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:28pm

    We keep it classy in the 410!

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:27pm

    shhhhh....so bitter.

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:17am

    i'm happy for him/her. i know the feeling. :]

  • 19 50
    Submitted by Fin69 on Nov 1, 11 at 3:57pm

    This is my all time favourite text on this site.

  • 33 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:27am

    i honestly think i know who wrote this