he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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how i feel about my boyfriend, daily. (:
takes me back to being single . . . oh, how I miss those days!
Hey Ms. Double Standards - some of us don't think "whore" is such a negative word. I have been known to call some of my best friends hookers, sluts, whores, and I have one friend that even refers to herself as a dirty pirate hooker.
I wanna know why she/he didn't send a picture message instead of a text!
Why does that make her a whore? Would you be a whore if there was a girl naked in your bed and you were happy about it? No, you'd be a player, right?
Fucking double standards piss me off.
Our country thrives on double standard. Girls get the best end of double standards except when it comes to being called whores. Go shave your legs hippie
I bet he is probably uglier than a gorilla's ass, which would make you about as good looking as 300 pound 6 year old.
ohhhh! that makes me happy for her! he was probably a crush and it was probably a long time coming!
Gotta love it..I know the feeling...makes me feel better about my whorishness as well lol
gotta love that feeling <3
this bitch must be crazy
whore, gotta love em
...a guy like Jack from Will and Grace, maybe?
i love that feeling. molest him while you can - cause there is a good chance homie won't call you for a looong time.
What's so bad about this person being happy about getting some good lovin? They didn't say ANYONE is in their bed, or 50 people are or whatever, they said one specific dude. Maybe this guy is a hottie and they're really into him. Nothing wrong with being happy with what you got!
haha i love these comments. and the actual text. all brilliant.
I just eat for days at a time.
it's probably a dude.
wow, a lot of dirty ass sluts in here.
...and she's texting her friend instead of hopping on him???
Oh my gosh this is fantastic.
This text conjures in my mind the image of a girl at a university who has a hard time getting anyone to look at her because doing so would cause people's retinas to detach, and in a moment of drug induced drunken madness some bloke who resembles her father happened to take her offer of a lift home.
Also, he may be banging her for a bet. Because yknow, She's All That.
who said a girl said it?
Every single woman is a whore... Except for our mothers
What if they were homosexuals? TWIST!
i think it's sweet and i've felt the exact same way! i'm happy for this person!! :)
i fucking love it.
it seems like she finally got what she's wanted for sooo long. good for her :)
hell, i'm a male and i consider myself a whore. it's only a stigma if you have shame ;). embrace your love of sex!!!
people need to masturbate!!
start masturbating, everyone!
I'm willing to bet that it's a guy who wrote it, not a girl.
Maybe the girl just was interested in a guy who didn't have the balls to seal the deal before and it finally happened and she's happy about it? Now she can move on now that all those thoughts have been acted through!! Give the girl a break!
LMAO at 8: 53, 9:09, and 9:15
this isn't fuck my life, go cry elsewhere please
wow i love it, I feel that she's wanted this guy for ages and finally got him awesome
and i agree with the second response to this. i am the same chick as above btw...
this site in general has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls. i love it
YAY for all the whores in the world, it would be SO boring w/o us:)
everyone on here is a dude.
Nope, she's a whore because she's so proud and texting about it.
I think the "happiest day of my life" part would suggest that the op is not, in fact, a whore.
...and it has made me feel more comfortable with my whorishness. High fives all around.
This girl is NOT a whore. She clearly likes him a lot.
Will it still be the best day of their life when he wakes up from his drunkenness and scampers out the door to go trolling again the next night?
this is an old Monika Lewinski text.
there is nothing difficult about getting a man to be naked in your bed. your priorities are messed up girl: this is the best day of HIS life
hehe someone is just really mad about being called a whore before!! you should embrace it if anything!
:) i feel happy for her in everyway possible
haha this is an old monika lewinski text
Oh, c'mon. Which of you doesn't like to get laid? I'm glad for him/her.
and a lotta guy who can't get the dirty ass sluts in here. bitter.
The. Periods. Are. A. Little. Redundant.
Don't assume the OP is a woman just because the text is about a man.
girls aren't whores. we just like feeling good, seriously, sex is a good thing, everyone should just have more of it.
We keep it classy in the 410!
ive had that moment.. :] kudos.
i honestly think i know who wrote this
BALTIMORE?? more like baltiwhore by the sounds of it
am i mistaken when i assume that every man's dream is a chick who looks like an innocent family girl with standards but is behind doors and specifically in his bed a naughty sex-starved minx?
i'm happy for him/her. i know the feeling. :]
It's the NAKED MAN!!! works 2 out of 3 times!
TOTALLY agree with 3:43....maybe she had the hots for a guy for a while and then something finally happend
U go girl!!!
This is how I feel whenever I wake up at my boyfriends house, except its the other way around, obviously. Its now my favourite place in the world. I'm happy for you OP.
This is my all time favourite text on this site.