he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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how i feel about my boyfriend, daily. (:
takes me back to being single . . . oh, how I miss those days!
Why does that make her a whore? Would you be a whore if there was a girl naked in your bed and you were happy about it? No, you'd be a player, right?
Fucking double standards piss me off.
Our country thrives on double standard. Girls get the best end of double standards except when it comes to being called whores. Go shave your legs hippie
Hey Ms. Double Standards - some of us don't think "whore" is such a negative word. I have been known to call some of my best friends hookers, sluts, whores, and I have one friend that even refers to herself as a dirty pirate hooker.
I wanna know why she/he didn't send a picture message instead of a text!
ohhhh! that makes me happy for her! he was probably a crush and it was probably a long time coming!
...a guy like Jack from Will and Grace, maybe?
i love that feeling. molest him while you can - cause there is a good chance homie won't call you for a looong time.
I bet he is probably uglier than a gorilla's ass, which would make you about as good looking as 300 pound 6 year old.
Gotta love it..I know the feeling...makes me feel better about my whorishness as well lol
whore, gotta love em
gotta love that feeling <3
this bitch must be crazy
it's probably a dude.
wow, a lot of dirty ass sluts in here.
people need to masturbate!!
start masturbating, everyone!
haha i love these comments. and the actual text. all brilliant.
i think it's sweet and i've felt the exact same way! i'm happy for this person!! :)
What's so bad about this person being happy about getting some good lovin? They didn't say ANYONE is in their bed, or 50 people are or whatever, they said one specific dude. Maybe this guy is a hottie and they're really into him. Nothing wrong with being happy with what you got!
What if they were homosexuals? TWIST!
Oh my gosh this is fantastic.
...and she's texting her friend instead of hopping on him???
hell, i'm a male and i consider myself a whore. it's only a stigma if you have shame ;). embrace your love of sex!!!
This text conjures in my mind the image of a girl at a university who has a hard time getting anyone to look at her because doing so would cause people's retinas to detach, and in a moment of drug induced drunken madness some bloke who resembles her father happened to take her offer of a lift home.
Also, he may be banging her for a bet. Because yknow, She's All That.
I just eat for days at a time.
I'm willing to bet that it's a guy who wrote it, not a girl.
i fucking love it.
it seems like she finally got what she's wanted for sooo long. good for her :)
who said a girl said it?
Maybe the girl just was interested in a guy who didn't have the balls to seal the deal before and it finally happened and she's happy about it? Now she can move on now that all those thoughts have been acted through!! Give the girl a break!
LMAO at 8: 53, 9:09, and 9:15
Every single woman is a whore... Except for our mothers
this isn't fuck my life, go cry elsewhere please
and i agree with the second response to this. i am the same chick as above btw...
wow i love it, I feel that she's wanted this guy for ages and finally got him awesome
This girl is NOT a whore. She clearly likes him a lot.
Nope, she's a whore because she's so proud and texting about it.
I think the "happiest day of my life" part would suggest that the op is not, in fact, a whore.
this site in general has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls. i love it
YAY for all the whores in the world, it would be SO boring w/o us:)
everyone on here is a dude.
hehe someone is just really mad about being called a whore before!! you should embrace it if anything!
this is an old Monika Lewinski text.
there is nothing difficult about getting a man to be naked in your bed. your priorities are messed up girl: this is the best day of HIS life
...and it has made me feel more comfortable with my whorishness. High fives all around.
Will it still be the best day of their life when he wakes up from his drunkenness and scampers out the door to go trolling again the next night?
The. Periods. Are. A. Little. Redundant.
:) i feel happy for her in everyway possible
Don't assume the OP is a woman just because the text is about a man.
haha this is an old monika lewinski text
and a lotta guy who can't get the dirty ass sluts in here. bitter.
BALTIMORE?? more like baltiwhore by the sounds of it
girls aren't whores. we just like feeling good, seriously, sex is a good thing, everyone should just have more of it.
Oh, c'mon. Which of you doesn't like to get laid? I'm glad for him/her.
ive had that moment.. :] kudos.
TOTALLY agree with 3:43....maybe she had the hots for a guy for a while and then something finally happend
We keep it classy in the 410!
U go girl!!!
am i mistaken when i assume that every man's dream is a chick who looks like an innocent family girl with standards but is behind doors and specifically in his bed a naughty sex-starved minx?
i honestly think i know who wrote this
It's the NAKED MAN!!! works 2 out of 3 times!
i'm happy for him/her. i know the feeling. :]
This is how I feel whenever I wake up at my boyfriends house, except its the other way around, obviously. Its now my favourite place in the world. I'm happy for you OP.
This is my all time favourite text on this site.