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  • how i feel about my boyfriend, daily. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:27pm
  • takes me back to being single . . . oh, how I miss those days!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Hey Ms. Double Standards - some of us don't think "whore" is such a negative word. I have been known to call some of my best friends hookers, sluts, whores, and I have one friend that even refers to herself as a dirty pirate hooker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Our country thrives on double standard. Girls get the best end of double standards except when it comes to being called whores. Go shave your legs hippie

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Why does that make her a whore? Would you be a whore if there was a girl naked in your bed and you were happy about it? No, you'd be a player, right? Fucking double standards piss me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:24pm
  • I bet he is probably uglier than a gorilla's ass, which would make you about as good looking as 300 pound 6 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:36pm
  • ohhhh! that makes me happy for her! he was probably a crush and it was probably a long time coming!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:42pm
  • I wanna know why she/he didn't send a picture message instead of a text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:40pm
  • ...a guy like Jack from Will and Grace, maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:17pm
  • gotta love that feeling <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:42am
  • Gotta love it..I know the feeling...makes me feel better about my whorishness as well lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:44pm
  • this bitch must be crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:56am
  • i love that feeling. molest him while you can - cause there is a good chance homie won't call you for a looong time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:22pm
  • it's probably a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:55pm
  • whore, gotta love em

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:31pm
  • haha i love these comments. and the actual text. all brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:22pm
  • What's so bad about this person being happy about getting some good lovin? They didn't say ANYONE is in their bed, or 50 people are or whatever, they said one specific dude. Maybe this guy is a hottie and they're really into him. Nothing wrong with being happy with what you got!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I just eat for days at a time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:31pm
  • wow, a lot of dirty ass sluts in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:48pm
  • people need to masturbate!! start masturbating, everyone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:41pm
  • i think it's sweet and i've felt the exact same way! i'm happy for this person!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Oh my gosh this is fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm
  • What if they were homosexuals? TWIST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:15pm
  • ...and she's texting her friend instead of hopping on him???

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:04pm
  • hell, i'm a male and i consider myself a whore. it's only a stigma if you have shame ;). embrace your love of sex!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:16pm
  • too.bad.she.is.on.her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Maybe the girl just was interested in a guy who didn't have the balls to seal the deal before and it finally happened and she's happy about it? Now she can move on now that all those thoughts have been acted through!! Give the girl a break!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:43pm
  • who said a girl said it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:44pm
  • This text conjures in my mind the image of a girl at a university who has a hard time getting anyone to look at her because doing so would cause people's retinas to detach, and in a moment of drug induced drunken madness some bloke who resembles her father happened to take her offer of a lift home. Also, he may be banging her for a bet. Because yknow, She's All That.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:41pm
  • i fucking love it. it seems like she finally got what she's wanted for sooo long. good for her :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:11am
  • Every single woman is a whore... Except for our mothers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I'm willing to bet that it's a guy who wrote it, not a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:14am
  • LMAO at 8: 53, 9:09, and 9:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:50pm
  • this isn't fuck my life, go cry elsewhere please

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:43pm
  • HAHAHAHA Anonymous said... too.bad.she.is.on.her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:41pm
  • and i agree with the second response to this. i am the same chick as above btw...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:25pm
  • wow i love it, I feel that she's wanted this guy for ages and finally got him awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • YAY for all the whores in the world, it would be SO boring w/o us:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:11pm
  • This girl is NOT a whore. She clearly likes him a lot.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 9, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Nope, she's a whore because she's so proud and texting about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:47pm
    • I think the "happiest day of my life" part would suggest that the op is not, in fact, a whore.

      Submitted by jltc on Feb 28, 11 at 1:51am
  • everyone on here is a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:07pm
  • ...and it has made me feel more comfortable with my whorishness. High fives all around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:09pm
  • this site in general has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls. i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:53am
  • this is an old Monika Lewinski text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Will it still be the best day of their life when he wakes up from his drunkenness and scampers out the door to go trolling again the next night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:16pm
  • there is nothing difficult about getting a man to be naked in your bed. your priorities are messed up girl: this is the best day of HIS life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:43pm
  • hehe someone is just really mad about being called a whore before!! you should embrace it if anything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:37pm
  • :) i feel happy for her in everyway possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:27am
  • shhhhh....so bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:27pm
  • The. Periods. Are. A. Little. Redundant.

    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 4:10am
  • Don't assume the OP is a woman just because the text is about a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:13pm
  • and a lotta guy who can't get the dirty ass sluts in here. bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Oh, c'mon. Which of you doesn't like to get laid? I'm glad for him/her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:26pm
  • haha this is an old monika lewinski text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:36am
  • BALTIMORE?? more like baltiwhore by the sounds of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:33am
  • ive had that moment.. :] kudos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:23pm
  • am i mistaken when i assume that every man's dream is a chick who looks like an innocent family girl with standards but is behind doors and specifically in his bed a naughty sex-starved minx?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • girls aren't whores. we just like feeling good, seriously, sex is a good thing, everyone should just have more of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:00am
  • We keep it classy in the 410!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:28pm
  • i honestly think i know who wrote this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:27am
  • Way.too.many.periods.ever.

    Submitted by drake171717 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:53pm
  • TOTALLY agree with 3:43....maybe she had the hots for a guy for a while and then something finally happend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:59am
  • It's the NAKED MAN!!! works 2 out of 3 times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:16pm
  • U go girl!!!

    Submitted by paloma1182 on May 23, 10 at 6:09pm
  • i'm happy for him/her. i know the feeling. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:17am
  • This is how I feel whenever I wake up at my boyfriends house, except its the other way around, obviously. Its now my favourite place in the world. I'm happy for you OP.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 17, 12 at 9:31am
  • This is my all time favourite text on this site.

    Submitted by Fin69 on Nov 1, 11 at 3:57pm