Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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Highschool all over again
The Fat Girl Chronicles
why stay? steal the alcohol & dip!
That situation is why threesomes happen, get with it.
It's also why the cows are kept behind electric fencing.
Stop with the fat jokes, fat chicks and dudes is the second largest fetish in this country. Fuck off.
No I'm just tired of fat jokes. I'd have the same reaction if it were blonde jokes. I generally hate hearing broken records.
Word up GA peach. Shits been old since the 80's.
What, pray tell, is the number one fetish?
I tend to think "fat" would be the "largest" fetish. Maybe it's NASCAR?
Holy shit, Pork! The largest fetish? Do you get a lot of pun fucks? That made me a little wet from the tears of laughter.
Been there. Bring someone next time !
High school parties... "let's all get wasted off a 24 pack and fuck" gtfo.
Ah yes...the sting of High School make out parties.
good old wisco... I love this state
Wow... That's Wisconsin for ya! Why do I live in this area code again? Lol