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  • Good. That way you won't be able to pass on your DNA.

    Submitted by wombatt on Apr 30, 10 at 10:44am
  • Guys guys guys don't be so hard on her... She's probably only 14 how is she supposed to know? She's just getting ready for her own MTV reality show

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 30, 10 at 1:08pm
    • win.

      Submitted by Lauren26 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:27pm
    • Which is precisely the problem. We get too many unwanted children to teenage mothers in this country b/c we don't know how to educate our youth properly. It's called comprehensive sex education, people.

      Submitted by realitychk53 on May 1, 10 at 3:40am
  • Evr try closing your legs once in a while?

    Submitted by singer4life666 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:31am
  • Plan B works exactly like regular birth control, it's simply a higher dose that works right away instead of the low doses that build in your system over time. Taking it won't make you permanently infertile. If you're going to do dumb shit why not get on the pill so that if you have a condom accident you're already on backup?

    Submitted by Scytheria on Apr 30, 10 at 10:47am
    • Thank you once again for this correction. Not only is this stupid and not funny but it's false information.

      Submitted by xsaint on Apr 30, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Its purely for show because you've probably fucked it up with all the STDs you've gotten. What is wrong with using condoms?

    Submitted by pawes on Apr 30, 10 at 10:39am
  • aka; you're a fuckin whore

    Submitted by cheddab15 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:47am
  • Holly shit I'm so tired of hearing these broads bragging about takin "plan b"..... It's called plan b for a fuckin reason dummy

    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 30, 10 at 8:32pm
  • THIS is a fucked up Text.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 30, 10 at 10:25am
  • mommy and daddy must be so proud.....

    Submitted by rider8511 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:55am
  • Wow. This is nasty. You have so much random sex that you need plan B? Close your legs, use a condom, get on the pill, or make him pull out. \nChances are, you are a big enough whore that you need to use a condom.

    Submitted by rvnnflchic03 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Infertility FTW.

    Submitted by Binky on Apr 30, 10 at 10:33am
  • You know the pill is probably cheaper then all that plan b.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Getting a slutty text from a chick is always a good thing but i think if i got this one ide actually get turned off instead of happy about hookin up

    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 30, 10 at 4:55pm
  • That's disgusting.

    Submitted by DevMO on Apr 30, 10 at 1:06pm
  • maybe u shouldnt take pride in something like that!!

    Submitted by hunnietomybee on Apr 30, 10 at 11:11am
  • Ok, seriously? Pregnency through anal? Seriously buddy? Is this a serious statement? Becaue you've just made me feel even worse about the youth of America.

    Submitted by jamz on May 1, 10 at 5:45am
  • Well at least now you won't have to continue buying plan B or worry about those condoms (something I'm guessing you're used to by now)

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Do I know you?? I think I do! I still owe you money for those pills...

    Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 3:34pm
  • why assume she has stds? she could be having unprotected sex with her bf of many Years and they both could be clean. just take the txt for what it is and stop looking beyond it.

    Submitted by solidsnack on Apr 30, 10 at 10:52am
    • If we can't assume she's a STD-infested hoe, you can't assume she's in a meaningful relationship.

      Submitted by Taipan on May 22, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Jamz, you can get pregant via anal, its just rarer. It just takes sperm to accidentally enter the vagina during the process. And btw, im 14. Not all of our youth is stupid.

    Submitted by taylorface on May 1, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Why risk pregnancy, just go anal!

    Submitted by klangford on Apr 30, 10 at 2:48pm
    • It's a common misconception. You can still get pregnant through anal.

      Submitted by Best_Friend on Apr 30, 10 at 10:59pm
  • I think I know you! I still owe you money for those pills

    Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 7:43pm
  • So true SolidSnack.... I hate when everyone talks shit!! Take it for it's comic value and move on... Not funny to you?? Then just move on period!

    Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on Apr 30, 10 at 12:55pm
  • the results of abstinence-only education. people don't know how to use contraceptives and make way worse decisions.

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Apr 30, 10 at 6:41pm
  • I like this so much I'm buying a shirt. It's hilarious!!!

    Submitted by frenchbreadcutie on Apr 30, 10 at 11:33am
  • Do I know you??? I think I do..

    Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 3:32pm
  • You sound like a legit whore.

    Submitted by Tic on Apr 30, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Not sure that's how it works

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:23am
  • That's horrible

    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on May 1, 10 at 4:28am
  • Whore

    Submitted by ethan9192 on Apr 30, 10 at 8:43pm
  • why does everyone have to write serious comments. this site is for laughing at funny texts..if you are going to get offended then maybe you should stop looking at this site..

    Submitted by sas31488 on May 3, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Damn that girl's got a fine uterus, yo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 11:30am
  • I'm supremely disappointed that this person is from Winnipeg, as am I. Pathetic.

    Submitted by JaiOde on May 1, 10 at 11:38am
  • I'm sure you probably aren't aware, but Plan B loses it's effectiveness the more often it's used.

    Submitted by jamz on May 1, 10 at 5:41am