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  • Submitted by wombatt on Apr 30, 10 at 10:44am

    Good. That way you won't be able to pass on your DNA.

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 30, 10 at 1:08pm

    Guys guys guys don't be so hard on her... She's probably only 14 how is she supposed to know? She's just getting ready for her own MTV reality show

    • Submitted by Lauren26 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:27pm


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      Submitted by realitychk53 on May 1, 10 at 3:40am

      Which is precisely the problem. We get too many unwanted children to teenage mothers in this country b/c we don't know how to educate our youth properly. It's called comprehensive sex education, people.

  • Submitted by singer4life666 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:31am

    Evr try closing your legs once in a while?

  • Submitted by Scytheria on Apr 30, 10 at 10:47am

    Plan B works exactly like regular birth control, it's simply a higher dose that works right away instead of the low doses that build in your system over time. Taking it won't make you permanently infertile. If you're going to do dumb shit why not get on the pill so that if you have a condom accident you're already on backup?

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      Submitted by xsaint on Apr 30, 10 at 7:08pm

      Thank you once again for this correction. Not only is this stupid and not funny but it's false information.

  • Submitted by pawes on Apr 30, 10 at 10:39am

    Its purely for show because you've probably fucked it up with all the STDs you've gotten. What is wrong with using condoms?

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      Submitted by bsitz on Apr 30, 10 at 10:54am

      Condoms suuuuuck

  • Submitted by cheddab15 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:47am

    aka; you're a fuckin whore

  • Submitted by rider8511 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:55am

    mommy and daddy must be so proud.....

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 30, 10 at 8:32pm

    Holly shit I'm so tired of hearing these broads bragging about takin "plan b"..... It's called plan b for a fuckin reason dummy

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 30, 10 at 10:25am

    THIS is a fucked up Text.....

  • Submitted by knuckles on Apr 30, 10 at 4:55pm

    Getting a slutty text from a chick is always a good thing but i think if i got this one ide actually get turned off instead of happy about hookin up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 2:13pm

    You know the pill is probably cheaper then all that plan b.....

  • Submitted by rvnnflchic03 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:16pm

    Wow. This is nasty. You have so much random sex that you need plan B? Close your legs, use a condom, get on the pill, or make him pull out. \nChances are, you are a big enough whore that you need to use a condom.

  • Submitted by DevMO on Apr 30, 10 at 1:06pm

    That's disgusting.

  • Submitted by hunnietomybee on Apr 30, 10 at 11:11am

    maybe u shouldnt take pride in something like that!!

  • Submitted by Binky on Apr 30, 10 at 10:33am

    Infertility FTW.

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    Submitted by jamz on May 1, 10 at 5:45am

    Ok, seriously? Pregnency through anal? Seriously buddy? Is this a serious statement? Becaue you've just made me feel even worse about the youth of America.

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 10 at 1:09pm

    Well at least now you won't have to continue buying plan B or worry about those condoms (something I'm guessing you're used to by now)

  • Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on Apr 30, 10 at 12:55pm

    So true SolidSnack.... I hate when everyone talks shit!! Take it for it's comic value and move on... Not funny to you?? Then just move on period!

  • Submitted by klangford on Apr 30, 10 at 2:48pm

    Why risk pregnancy, just go anal!

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      Submitted by Best_Friend on Apr 30, 10 at 10:59pm

      It's a common misconception. You can still get pregnant through anal.

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    Submitted by taylorface on May 1, 10 at 11:43pm

    Jamz, you can get pregant via anal, its just rarer. It just takes sperm to accidentally enter the vagina during the process. And btw, im 14. Not all of our youth is stupid.

  • Submitted by frenchbreadcutie on Apr 30, 10 at 11:33am

    I like this so much I'm buying a shirt. It's hilarious!!!

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    Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 7:43pm

    I think I know you! I still owe you money for those pills

  • Submitted by solidsnack on Apr 30, 10 at 10:52am

    why assume she has stds? she could be having unprotected sex with her bf of many Years and they both could be clean. just take the txt for what it is and stop looking beyond it.

    • Submitted by Taipan on May 22, 10 at 12:54pm

      If we can't assume she's a STD-infested hoe, you can't assume she's in a meaningful relationship.

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    Submitted by Tic on Apr 30, 10 at 5:38pm

    You sound like a legit whore.

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    Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 3:34pm

    Do I know you?? I think I do! I still owe you money for those pills...

  • Submitted by yourmomisgood on Apr 30, 10 at 3:32pm

    Do I know you??? I think I do..

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Apr 30, 10 at 6:41pm

    the results of abstinence-only education. people don't know how to use contraceptives and make way worse decisions.

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:23am

    Not sure that's how it works

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    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on May 1, 10 at 4:28am

    That's horrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 11:30am

    Damn that girl's got a fine uterus, yo!

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    Submitted by sas31488 on May 3, 10 at 7:14pm

    why does everyone have to write serious comments. this site is for laughing at funny texts..if you are going to get offended then maybe you should stop looking at this site..

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    Submitted by ethan9192 on Apr 30, 10 at 8:43pm


  • Submitted by JaiOde on May 1, 10 at 11:38am

    I'm supremely disappointed that this person is from Winnipeg, as am I. Pathetic.

  • Submitted by jamz on May 1, 10 at 5:41am

    I'm sure you probably aren't aware, but Plan B loses it's effectiveness the more often it's used.