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  • Submitted by lacey1111 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:07am

    say make my ex jealous and you're getting a blowjob later

  • Submitted by happydrunk911 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:54am

    how do you not get it man? her ex is gonna be there, so wants the current meat to look good compared to the old

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      Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 6, 10 at 12:58am

      Please see the "say make my ex jealous and you're getting a blowjob later" post. That woman is crafty. We're dudes. We don't automatically scheme about negligible and petty drama which appears to have no obvious gain. If you have a request, be explicit and provide a clear incentive. BTW, I'm curious how you would respond if your guy asked you to "look hotter this time" because a girl that he wants to impress is going to be at a gathering.

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    Submitted by alaskan_blue on Jun 13, 10 at 12:30am

    Easy! If you say it, you don't sound like a bitch at all. You sound like a Grade A CUNT...

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 6, 10 at 10:32am

    "My ex is gonna be there so I want him to see just how much better I'm doing now. Look good." Flattery will get you everywhere.

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    Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jun 5, 10 at 1:39pm

    Totally agree w/ Lacey on this one!!! What guy would resist that?! haha...

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    Submitted by belocl7 on Jun 12, 10 at 7:55am

    Haha I have had this dilemna too! Will remember Lacey tip nxt time!

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    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 5, 10 at 10:11am

    I agree with lacey

  • Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 5, 10 at 10:22am

    Yesssss Lacey!!! That's how it's done!!!

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 10:02am

    You just take him shopping for new clothes

  • Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:34am

    Men's asses

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:42am

    I don't get it

  • Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 5, 10 at 10:32am

    How about DON'T do to the party, you slut.

    • Submitted by RyanM on Jun 5, 10 at 6:03pm

      bet you have an exciting life eh?

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        Submitted by JayString on Jul 23, 10 at 1:52pm

        lol wicked reply!