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  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 24, 12 at 2:41pm

    Totally fair deal

  • Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on Feb 24, 12 at 2:27pm

    I like the way you negotiate

  • Submitted by hogfish on Feb 24, 12 at 8:59pm

    Flowers every week it is

  • Submitted by hacker201 on Feb 24, 12 at 3:52pm

    throw in occasional anal and we have a deal!

  • Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Feb 24, 12 at 3:01pm

    Eighty Eight....your a stupid fuck

  • Submitted by Sawadeechick on Feb 24, 12 at 4:49pm

    @eightyeight... Numberof times your secret black jewish girlfriend has made you her little bitch

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    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Feb 25, 12 at 11:06am


  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 24, 12 at 5:51pm

    Only one flower? Easy enough. There's a cemetery on the way home. And it's almost spring. Do dandelions count?

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    Submitted by boood on Feb 28, 12 at 8:41pm

    The last sentence implies that he's already refused the offer. And yet he gets offered the same thing again. There's no justice in this world...

  • Submitted by BOOM7 on Feb 24, 12 at 4:15pm

    Wish I had this option. Mine is too far away :(

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    Submitted by campers on Feb 27, 12 at 9:48am

    Y don't these txts come with pics

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    Submitted by pipe4tom on Mar 1, 12 at 7:18pm

    Way too easy to answer!

  • Submitted by hsm531 on Feb 26, 12 at 12:43am

    Wow you guys are dumb.

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 24, 12 at 3:08pm

    Ah, the transvestite compromise...

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 24, 12 at 5:22am

    Every guys wish come true... \nWhoever guy received this, I tip my hat to. I'm Jealous

  • Submitted by hsm531 on Feb 25, 12 at 2:00am

    Is using the correct form of "to" too much to ask for? Dumb bitch.

  • Submitted by altmaxim on Mar 6, 12 at 12:33am

    Atta girl, Calgary! Do it anyway and leave him blue balling until you get your flower

  • Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 24, 12 at 2:08pm

    Eighty Eight

    • Submitted by theoldguy on Feb 24, 12 at 4:26pm

      times your father made you wear heals for him naked

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      Submitted by GTipilot on Feb 25, 12 at 2:48am


    • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 27, 12 at 1:16pm

      number of times he met his "Uncle" naked and in heels, only to have flowers pounded up his ass.

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      Submitted by jonathan619 on Feb 29, 12 at 2:08pm

      Number of times his "flower" got reemed by a full basketball team.