All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Totally fair deal
I like the way you negotiate
Flowers every week it is
Eighty Eight....your a stupid fuck
throw in occasional anal and we have a deal!
@eightyeight... Numberof times your secret black jewish girlfriend has made you her little bitch
Only one flower? Easy enough. There's a cemetery on the way home. And it's almost spring. Do dandelions count?
Wish I had this option. Mine is too far away :(
The last sentence implies that he's already refused the offer. And yet he gets offered the same thing again. There's no justice in this world...
Y don't these txts come with pics
Wow you guys are dumb.
Way too easy to answer!
Atta girl, Calgary! Do it anyway and leave him blue balling until you get your flower
Every guys wish come true... \nWhoever guy received this, I tip my hat to. I'm Jealous
Ah, the transvestite compromise...
Is using the correct form of "to" too much to ask for? Dumb bitch.
times your father made you wear heals for him naked
number of times he met his "Uncle" naked and in heels, only to have flowers pounded up his ass.
Number of times his "flower" got reemed by a full basketball team.