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  • Submitted by vermonter on Nov 17, 10 at 12:15pm

    Vaginas stretch to accomodate glory. ie: childbirth or perfect penis. Your dick is little. Get over it. Size matters.

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      Submitted by yourmomateme on Nov 17, 10 at 1:33pm

      i love you for this comment. well done.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 17, 10 at 2:33pm

      I don't consider childbirth glorious, nor do I consider 9 inches a perfect penis. 7 inches, perhaps.

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        Submitted by CIT on Nov 17, 10 at 4:10pm

        to each their own. *shrug*

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      Submitted by tweek125 on Nov 17, 10 at 5:30pm

      childbirth isn't glorious. also, the vagina only "stretches" in diameter, not length. double fail.

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      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Nov 17, 10 at 10:55pm

      Actually the average vagina is only 3-4 inches deep. When aroused it deepens to around 6. However the female G-spot is only one or two inches inside, and the clits on the outside. So long dicks are overrated. Its all in how you use it.

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        Submitted by TowerCrane on Nov 18, 10 at 2:39am

        I can guarantee that width matters- it's not one of those things that in how you use it.

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        Submitted by colabea on Nov 18, 10 at 8:11pm

        yeah but that's like saying "well, the head of the penis is the most sensitive spot so only the first couple inches need to enter the vagina. no! you wanna hit as many nerve endings as possible without it being too big and being uncomfortable. you make it sound like a 2 inch penis would be satisfying. but yet, length is still overemphasized, you're right

  • Submitted by tweek125 on Nov 17, 10 at 11:58am

    too bad the vaginal canal is only 5 to 6 inches long, so there's really no difference other than the width of a bigger member. basic anatomy fail.

  • Submitted by klangford on Nov 17, 10 at 4:04pm

    Yeah, my penis is baby size.......7lbs 8oz and 22in long.

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Nov 17, 10 at 3:31pm

    The vagina is only 5 to 6 inches at rest. But we all know that about any vagina with accommodate a 12 inch penis with no problem given time. don't you people watch porn?

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    Submitted by niceman on Nov 17, 10 at 8:10pm

    Some girls like big dicks, some like small ones. Just like guys like different sized breasts.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 18, 10 at 8:12pm

      not the same at all, unless you only tit fuck women

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 17, 10 at 10:48pm

    Desirable penis size really sways on the girl's "pain is pleasure" threshold. Some girls desire only six to seven inches because they don't like the pain, others desire nine to ten because once you get past the pain it feels even more pleasurable...

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      Submitted by crassbtc on Nov 17, 10 at 11:45pm

      Some girls will also end up with cervical cancer as a result of scarring of the cervix caused by allowing some douche bag to stick his 10 incher all the way in. I like having a cervix.

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        Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 18, 10 at 12:11am

        So he's a douchebag because he wants his entire penis stimulated instead of just half of it? Would a woman be a douchebag if she only wanted a 3 inch penis so only half her vagina is stimulated? Everyone is different, it depends on what the girl likes, some girls like it big and the painful pleasure is worth the slight risk of cancer to them. People like having lungs and skin, doesn't mean they'll stop smoking or going outside to avoid cancer.

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      Submitted by crassbtc on Nov 17, 10 at 11:47pm

      By the way, whats sexy about uterus pain and nausea?

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 18, 10 at 10:13pm

        What Smartastic is trying to get across, is that sometimes people like a little pain to offset their pleasure which, in turn, makes the pleasure more intense when the slight pain goes away. Same principle that's involved in drinking large amounts of alcohol and large amounts of caffeine at the same time. You're up, then down, then up, then down until your brain doesn't know what to think and you just pass out from sheer sensory overload. Or have a heart attack but that's not the point.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 18, 10 at 11:26pm

          Pain is a good thing; it tells you that you're still alive.

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    Submitted by gr8nate on Nov 17, 10 at 1:48pm

    Rick Scott- eat shit.

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    Submitted by blite on Nov 17, 10 at 12:09pm

    Touché !!!!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 10 at 6:36pm

    Again, size matter!

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    Submitted by Swimstud1606 on Nov 17, 10 at 5:08pm

    Lmao! That's awesome

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    Submitted by hooligans on Nov 18, 10 at 5:42pm

    Whoever said penis size is the same as breast size for men is an idiot. \nBreast size doesn't actually matter because it doesn't physically aid in getting us off. \nPenis size on the other hand, is directly related to whether or not a girl has an orgasm. \nWomen get used to small dicks. \nYea, they dont necessarily all want nine inches, but less than six is far from a positive thing. \nTake your insecurities to a small diq chat forum.

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    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:14am

    chicks have a 'bro's before hos'?... interesting.

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Nov 17, 10 at 1:06pm

    im guessin it also doesnt apply if your a slut in those pornos

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    Submitted by hentailover on Nov 18, 10 at 2:11pm

    I like how dick texts always bring around the insecure men. And you can always tell by their bullshit "scientific research"

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 17, 10 at 10:32pm

    No straight girls like little dicks. They just get used to them. Stop lying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 10 at 12:11pm

    11:58 is trying to justify his little pecker

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      Submitted by Taipan on Nov 17, 10 at 2:20pm

      Or he's right.

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        Submitted by colabea on Nov 17, 10 at 2:34pm

        I vote both.

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    Submitted by Puno on Nov 17, 10 at 12:00pm

    Sounds promiscuous.

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    Submitted by marinaleighp on Nov 17, 10 at 8:54pm

    This is hilarious

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    Submitted by StevenAlleyn on Nov 17, 10 at 1:14pm

    All hail Montreal Ethics :)

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 17, 10 at 10:51pm

    Just like anal, some girls might give it one shot and they're done cuz the pain is too much, not willing to give it four or five tries when past that point it's amazing (according to some girls), then they like anal even better than vaginal, it causes a different, more intense orgasm. Everyone is different, live and let live.

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      Submitted by crassbtc on Nov 17, 10 at 11:46pm

      There is not such thing as an anal orgasm. Apparently your username is sarcastic.

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        Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 18, 10 at 12:06am

        Hopefully you're joking. Women can have vaginal orgasms from anal sex, and supposedly they're more intense. Anyone wanna back me up? Google it.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 18, 10 at 11:28pm

          Had one squirt during, but, that's all I'm saying.

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          Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 10:33pm

          Confirmed.

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 17, 10 at 5:17pm

    Klangsford haaha. Dountful but hillaarrious heehee

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    Submitted by joe_snuffy on Nov 26, 10 at 3:23pm

    My dick is about 5.75 inches is that small or average?

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Nov 17, 10 at 11:50am

    You should have made that part of the rule clear First!

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    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:16am

    @people who responded to vermonter: Who would have guessed I could study for my gynecology exams right here on TFLN?

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 17, 10 at 3:46pm

    My man is damn near 7ft tall and proportionate (thank god) and last time i checked, we have sex just fine. Chilbirth is gross but it was serving an example... If a baby can fit, surely a penis isnt an issue... Jackass.

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      Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 18, 10 at 12:15am

      I'm 6 feet tall with 8 inches, I can't imagine being 7 feet tall with 12 inches, or whatever would be proportionate for 7 feet tall. What a beast!

  • Submitted by MrBigStick on Nov 17, 10 at 12:03pm

    Awww YEA, Ho!!! I got some 9 for your slutty ass!!!

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    Submitted by xoNYbaby on May 10, 11 at 3:13pm

    Guys- take your insecurities elsewhere. Less than 5" is bad. Case closed. It's pathetic. I'd rather use a toy. No amount of googling or science or anything will fix the fact that small dicks are nothing but comical.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 11:13pm

      You are aware that the majority of the world's population is less than 5", right?

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    Submitted by stan_the_man_52 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:06am

    Roflllllll

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 17, 10 at 12:02pm

    Nicely done bowfishinlady, but you're still fired.