I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub