Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.