I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.