It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode