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  • Watching Cindy Lou Who while you're playing with her hoo hoo!

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 20, 11 at 1:38pm
    • eeew but she's no more then two!!!

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:00pm
      • The problem is not that you are too tall, but that your package is 3 sizes too small.

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 20, 11 at 10:03pm
        • LMFAO!!! Best play on Grinch so far.

          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 10:08pm
        • I can put it in here, I can put it in there, because when it's small, it fits everywhere!

          Submitted by porksword on Dec 21, 11 at 7:36am
  • Less than one... Probably won't get through the previews.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 1:13pm
    • I dunno watching jimmy Stewart fling himself to his death gets me hard

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 1:28pm
      • I just hope it wasn't The Polar Express!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 2:42pm
        • I dunno that hot chocolate song was a pretty heavy euphemism for anal

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:02pm
          • It's only a cartoon, not real poon. Cindy Lou Who is not someone I'd do.

            Submitted by porksword on Dec 20, 11 at 8:00pm
  • I'd say don't even put the movie in...

    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 21, 11 at 12:00pm
  • If the answer is one or more the relationship is doomed

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 20, 11 at 3:45pm
  • Why not...my ex-gf and I would watch "The Adventures of Gumby and Pokey"

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 20, 11 at 10:01pm
  • Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets turned on by Christmas movies,

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 20, 11 at 1:20pm
  • 1/30

    Submitted by adah on Dec 20, 11 at 10:02pm
  • I wouldn't even get the movie playing.. Win or lose?

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 20, 11 at 4:01pm
  • Couldn't get through the first 2 minutes

    Submitted by lesbihonest_94 on Dec 20, 11 at 11:04pm
  • Id say you'd get as far as putting the movie in. Let's hope it's an automatic play otherwise you won't be watching a thing

    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Dec 21, 11 at 9:53am