When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Watching Cindy Lou Who while you're playing with her hoo hoo!
eeew but she's no more then two!!!
The problem is not that you are too tall, but that your package is 3 sizes too small.
LMFAO!!! Best play on Grinch so far.
I can put it in here, I can put it in there, because when it's small, it fits everywhere!
Less than one... Probably won't get through the previews.
I dunno watching jimmy Stewart fling himself to his death gets me hard
I just hope it wasn't The Polar Express!
I dunno that hot chocolate song was a pretty heavy euphemism for anal
It's only a cartoon, not real poon. Cindy Lou Who is not someone I'd do.
But if not Cindy Lou Who, then who'd you do?
the cat in the hat would be split by my cockfat
If the answer is one or more the relationship is doomed
I'd say don't even put the movie in...
Why not...my ex-gf and I would watch "The Adventures of Gumby and Pokey"
I wouldn't even get the movie playing.. Win or lose?
Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets turned on by Christmas movies,
Couldn't get through the first 2 minutes
Id say you'd get as far as putting the movie in. Let's hope it's an automatic play otherwise you won't be watching a thing