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  • 97 51
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 20, 11 at 1:38pm

    Watching Cindy Lou Who while you're playing with her hoo hoo!

    • 50 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:00pm

      eeew but she's no more then two!!!

      • 56 52
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 20, 11 at 10:03pm

        The problem is not that you are too tall, but that your package is 3 sizes too small.

        • 55 46
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 10:08pm

          LMFAO!!! Best play on Grinch so far.

        • 49 49
          Submitted by porksword on Dec 21, 11 at 7:36am

          I can put it in here, I can put it in there, because when it's small, it fits everywhere!

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 1:13pm

    Less than one... Probably won't get through the previews.

    • 50 48
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 1:28pm

      I dunno watching jimmy Stewart fling himself to his death gets me hard

      • 64 46
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 2:42pm

        I just hope it wasn't The Polar Express!

        • 48 56
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:02pm

          I dunno that hot chocolate song was a pretty heavy euphemism for anal

          • 62 49
            Submitted by porksword on Dec 20, 11 at 8:00pm

            It's only a cartoon, not real poon. Cindy Lou Who is not someone I'd do.

            • 55 49
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 20, 11 at 8:25pm

              But if not Cindy Lou Who, then who'd you do?

              • 49 52
                Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 21, 11 at 12:03am

                the cat in the hat would be split by my cockfat

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 20, 11 at 3:45pm

    If the answer is one or more the relationship is doomed

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 21, 11 at 12:00pm

    I'd say don't even put the movie in...

  • 60 61
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 20, 11 at 10:01pm

    Why not...my ex-gf and I would watch "The Adventures of Gumby and Pokey"

  • 59 61
    Submitted by adah on Dec 20, 11 at 10:02pm

    1/30

  • 53 57
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 20, 11 at 1:20pm

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets turned on by Christmas movies,

  • 52 58
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 20, 11 at 4:01pm

    I wouldn't even get the movie playing.. Win or lose?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by lesbihonest_94 on Dec 20, 11 at 11:04pm

    Couldn't get through the first 2 minutes

  • 44 59
    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Dec 21, 11 at 9:53am

    Id say you'd get as far as putting the movie in. Let's hope it's an automatic play otherwise you won't be watching a thing