You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?
and then you told the harry potter dude to kill himself. right?
I hate that I know exactly what accio means
I bet this came from UConn lol. So proud I live in the 860
11:49 you are clearly on the WRONG FUCKING WEBSITE.
10:13 I second that:)
that is beautiful. it actually made me laugh.
Why were you drinking with someone dressed as Harry Potter?
Love thisss <3 mastah h.pahttzzz
You wanna know how I got these scars?
INSPECT MY SCROTUM!!!!!!
Damn goobacks took er jobs!
Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism... You'll learn that in court mandated AA, just like i did.
10:22 - DERPA DERRRR
Oh I get it, you're trying to make a joke about how drunk your friend was. Only you're not funny.
Oh I get it! It's funny because the pretend Harry potter did a pretend spell that actually was a way of pointing out how intoxicated the other guy was!