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  • Submitted by jltc on Mar 24, 11 at 2:10pm

    Context aside, the term "platonic blowjob" is an excellent one.

  • Submitted by rotflmfao on Mar 24, 11 at 2:00pm

    What platonic sexual favor are you giving her?

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:39pm

    the most epic of all wins

  • Submitted by gjzk on Mar 24, 11 at 1:49pm

    Winning

  • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 3:35pm

    What do you give her besides the feeling that you are not that into her?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 24, 11 at 3:43pm

      "not that into her" is f*cking brilliant

  • Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 24, 11 at 1:37pm

    Like a boss

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Mar 24, 11 at 10:53pm

    That sort of thing started the best relationship ive ever been in.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 24, 11 at 2:47pm

    You, sir, win at life.

  • Submitted by GreenMartini on Mar 25, 11 at 1:14am

    This girl sounds like a real sucker.

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    Submitted by mramos1415 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:41pm

    FTW!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 24, 11 at 7:05pm

    I want a friendship like that

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    Submitted by RacheleBee on Mar 24, 11 at 8:24pm

    what are friends for.

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    Submitted by maddog595959 on Mar 27, 11 at 6:11am

    SeriUS, two words. Natural selection.

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    Submitted by deeznutz45 on Mar 24, 11 at 7:04pm

    you sir, are my hero

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 25, 11 at 8:23am

    Those are premium girl friends who do that.

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 24, 11 at 2:57pm

    Awwww, that is adorable!

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    Submitted by atlas on Mar 26, 11 at 12:22pm

    Platonic blowjobs don't exist...she either wants your d or not

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    Submitted by Zipster90 on Mar 24, 11 at 3:43pm

    Delightful!

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    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 26, 11 at 11:44pm

    Hopefully you're reciprocating the favor (:

  • Submitted by SeriUS on Mar 25, 11 at 4:59am

    Ah yes, more instances of normalizing such behaviour. With thinking that STI's and the instances of children partaking in sexual acts are on the rise... what is the future going to look like?