Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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11:13. if he was underage, im pretty sure he would've gotten charged for something other than being drunk in public. dumb fuck.
It's DRUNKENNESS. Jeez.
I may or may not want to have a baby with this person. Just sayin'.
Way to represent the 248!!! Oakland county Michigan bitches and jj motto is freaky fast , I bet we can beat you home
michigan is so cool the Jimmy John is faster here than anywhere else
JIMMY!!! :) nom nom nom.
Amazing. Truely amazing
regardless of whether or not this is true...NICE THINKING!!
I call shenanigans.
Thank god. People with humor. Love it
PRAISE THE 248!
do i know you?
this is the best Idea ive ever heard. I am no longer afraid to go to jail
o yea! GO BLOOMFIELD HILLS/BIRMINGHAM!!!
OP is funny but also a dumbass just sayin'.
You are my hero and my reason for living. Thank you sir for sharing your awesomeness
JJ's is only the best sammich's ever in the world ever. And they deliver so fast it's almost like their delivery truck is pulling up as you hang up the phone.
I am 99% sure I know this individual....
AlRIGHT Oakland County! haha Woo!
What's Jimmy johns ?
Yeah boyee Michigan represent!
for the people who are saying birmingham and bloomfield hills, i hope you know that the 248 area code is for the entireeee orange county and not just for those two cities. just saying. but this text is amazing!
That is awesome.. Very impressive!
I'm not surprised at all, that this in michigan. ahaha! =)
1128 ur the dumbass I got a pi charge when I was 18 my first semester in college...so no u just get a pi dumbshit
You win dude!!!
when i get arrested for a drunk in public/minor in consumption im doing the same thing
that HAD to be a rochester cop
Did they release you to your parents?
I deliver for JJ, if you had called me for this I would've brought the sandwiches free of charge because this is just plain awesome.
wtf is this?? is 248 a non-civilized area of the US?
that is the best idea i have ever herd. im trying that next time.
JJ's!! I work there :D
Guess who spelled "drunkeness" wrong?
hahaha. dude, I work for Jimmy johns. this is awesome.
i heart working at jimmy johns for $7/hour
Saw exact same ending dif text. One of them is fake and I'm betting it's this one.
JIMMY JOHNS IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would be preety awesome...
you sir are a scholar and a gentalman
hahaha ohh man I never thought I would see this one again after I sent it .....
It must have been a small jail
This makes me proud to have been born in Michigan!! :) WIN!
My faith in humanity is renewed.
I love you for this. I will have to try that out the next time I get arrested!
Hmm...Every jail I've been to, the calls had to be made collect. And the charges are around 8 bucks a minute.
Interesting that a restaurant accepted that call.