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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:28am

    11:13. if he was underage, im pretty sure he would've gotten charged for something other than being drunk in public. dumb fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:05am

    Amazing. Truely amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:06pm

    michigan is so cool the Jimmy John is faster here than anywhere else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:05am

    JIMMY!!! :) nom nom nom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:53pm

    It's DRUNKENNESS. Jeez.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:28am

    Thank god. People with humor. Love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:04pm

    o yea! GO BLOOMFIELD HILLS/BIRMINGHAM!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:20pm

    I may or may not want to have a baby with this person. Just sayin'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:54pm

    PRAISE THE 248! do i know you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:36pm

    Way to represent the 248!!! Oakland county Michigan bitches and jj motto is freaky fast , I bet we can beat you home

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:02pm

    OP is funny but also a dumbass just sayin'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    Yeah boyee Michigan represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:49am

    AlRIGHT Oakland County! haha Woo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:04am

    regardless of whether or not this is true...NICE THINKING!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:13pm

    this is the best Idea ive ever heard. I am no longer afraid to go to jail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:29am

    I call shenanigans.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:40pm

    when i get arrested for a drunk in public/minor in consumption im doing the same thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:54pm

    You are my hero and my reason for living. Thank you sir for sharing your awesomeness

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:39pm

    What's Jimmy johns ?

  • Submitted by Derelict19 on Mar 20, 10 at 12:35pm

    Saw exact same ending dif text. One of them is fake and I'm betting it's this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:07am

    that HAD to be a rochester cop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:44am

    for the people who are saying birmingham and bloomfield hills, i hope you know that the 248 area code is for the entireeee orange county and not just for those two cities. just saying. but this text is amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    I'm not surprised at all, that this in michigan. ahaha! =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:05pm

    I am 99% sure I know this individual....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:36pm

    I deliver for JJ, if you had called me for this I would've brought the sandwiches free of charge because this is just plain awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    That is awesome.. Very impressive!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:52pm

    Guess who spelled "drunkeness" wrong?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:47am

    that is the best idea i have ever herd. im trying that next time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:32am

    You win dude!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:11pm

    1128 ur the dumbass I got a pi charge when I was 18 my first semester in college...so no u just get a pi dumbshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:05pm

    JJ's!! I work there :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm

    JJ's is only the best sammich's ever in the world ever. And they deliver so fast it's almost like their delivery truck is pulling up as you hang up the phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:42am

    i heart working at jimmy johns for $7/hour

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:27pm

    wtf is this?? is 248 a non-civilized area of the US?

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    Submitted by THEMotherRussia on Mar 23, 10 at 11:26pm

    you sir are a scholar and a gentalman

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    Submitted by jma29 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:43pm

    Best night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:13am

    Did they release you to your parents?

  • Submitted by want_some94 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:29pm

    One word........YES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:27pm

    hahaha. dude, I work for Jimmy johns. this is awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:35am

    JIMMY JOHNS IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:32pm

    That would be preety awesome... 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:15pm

    This makes me proud to have been born in Michigan!! :) WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    My faith in humanity is renewed.

  • Submitted by this1ismine on Jan 29, 10 at 5:47pm

    hahaha ohh man I never thought I would see this one again after I sent it .....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:54pm

    It must have been a small jail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:57am

    I love you for this. I will have to try that out the next time I get arrested!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:52pm

    Hmm...Every jail I've been to, the calls had to be made collect. And the charges are around 8 bucks a minute. Interesting that a restaurant accepted that call. Just sayin.