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  • you don't deserve a boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:24pm
  • I'm glad I'm not your boyfriend. Why have a boyfriend if you're sleeping around?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Too bad it wasn't in your eyes and blinding you slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Wow Its sad that you think your cool..I have no doubt that your a dirty skank and your boyfriend is better off without you and that random hookup from last nite prolly is laughing at you..you are a whore with no self esteem..I would wish an STD on you but your such a selfish cunt you'd prolly spread it around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I'd have to Chris Brown your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:27pm
  • . . . S . L . U . T . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:25pm
  • who seriously texts a random hookup, "your cum is in my hair" in the first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:08pm
  • What a SLUT. hope you never find happiness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:27pm
  • SLUT. i hope your boyfriend cuntpunts you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:32pm
  • 1:42 pretty sure I have seen texts in which the roles were reversed where the guy gets dogged on just as much as this girl. The thing is though women are more apt to generalize all males as cheaters and pigs. So don't bitch about double standards when your gender is responsible for perpetuating them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:54pm
    • oh shut up, generalisations are NOT apt, but preserving a stereotype means that kind of behaviour ends up as excused (eg guys are just being guys when they cheat). a girl who cheats isn't a 'slut'. a guy who cheats isn't a 'typical male pig'. they're just assholes. leave the gender shit out of it. \n\n(i also love how all the posts on tfln submissions with girls cheating all talk about her promiscuity. ridic. i wouldn't think people on this site would care about

      Submitted by badpseudonym on Nov 1, 11 at 7:18pm
  • I like this sven guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Turtle tank smelling dumb cunt. I hope you get shit your eyes next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:30pm
  • YOU...... are a slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Exactly at 1:42 Not everyone follows double-standards. It's not cool for a guy to cheat and say shit like this, it's not cool for a girl. It's just unacceptable for anyone, a fucking cheater is a cheater and they all deserve the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:56pm
  • The pole is too good for her!! I envision this skank getting gang banged by meth heads rather frequently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Thanks 1032 I was hoping somebody would get that...there is still hope hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • what a dumb whore. and maybe some of you tools out there would say a guy is a champ if he did it; but it doesn't matter. if someone does that like it's no big deal, they are trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:46pm
  • That's what you get, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Not just a cunt, a dumb cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:32pm
  • too bad it wasnt in yur vag gettin yur whore ass preggers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I seriously doubt this is even real...but damn, son, why are you guys all judging? JC had it right all along: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Cheating bitch. Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:09pm
  • 1:33 a kid is the last thing that needs to be brought into this skanks life. don't wish that on an innocent life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43pm
  • OP should be pushed down a flight of stairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Ew. Way to be a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:31pm
  • this would make sense if you somehow kept texting through the notification of the text from your boyfriend, you dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Cheating is cowardly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Slut! I laugh at ur misfortune...bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:30am
  • @7:23 --- all girls ARE sluts. You are a slut. You're just too arrogant to admit it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:28am
  • Lol that must of been fun to clean out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:39pm
  • That's what you get for being a two-timing whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:11pm
  • True, I don't talk to random hook ups the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:53pm
  • i think it's hilarious that because it's a girl, she's a giant slut, but if this was from a guy, everyone would call him a champ. i don't agree that this girl isn't gross, because she is, but the double standard still annoys me to no end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 9:09 scarlet letter reference ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Yeah Sven guy has some great points!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by champ54 on May 15, 10 at 9:08pm
  • So that's how Tiger Woods was caught!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:32pm
  • you deserve to be cunt-punted. or fisted so hard you never feel even the largest dicks in you ever again. you fucking skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Hey 1:36 it's not about being married if your in a relationship you don't fucking cheat you dirty slut..bitches like you and the OP give women a bad name as a guy I know cunts like you have a place in the world..and that place is on your knees not in a relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Relax people. Guys sleep around all the time and send in similar texts to this site yet when they do it it's funny. A girl does it and she is a slut. Fuck you and your double standards!

    Submitted by expensive957 on Feb 28, 11 at 3:58pm
  • douchebag. Like others have said before me, you're not worthy on a boyfriend. 1:42, I disagree. A cheater is a cheater, and it's not cool at all, regardless of gender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:13pm
  • So anyone in a non-monogamous relationship is a whore? Wow. I think you're all just ignorantly traditional.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Who in the fuck texts a RANDOM hook-up the very next morning, let alone at all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:51pm
  • 1:36 Go die, nasty slut,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:20pm
  • cheating whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:55pm
  • 1:42 - If it was a guy, it would still be gross. There is no double standard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:10pm
  • You fucking dirty cunt! I hope you never find love in this world! I also hope you have a very slow and painful death! You might need to go to the doctor for a gonorrhea check up you fuckin cum dumpster whore.

    Submitted by savannahdena on Apr 8, 11 at 12:03am
  • If a guy had been the op, none of you guys would be bitching. \nJust think about that.

    Submitted by hooligans on May 30, 10 at 2:52pm
  • Fake. U dont get random hookup phone numbers and u certainly don't text them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:26pm
  • in the spirit of the holidays " HOHOHO"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Karma... Whore

    Submitted by Monochrome83 on Feb 19, 10 at 5:24pm
  • You dirty skank. Hope he dumps your filthy cum dumpster ass. You give girls a bad name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:45pm
  • My God! What a filthy, dirty, disgustingly-skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash bag, nasty, retchid, putrid, foul-smelling, fetid, congealed-piece-of-roadkill, slutty, whore-ish ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Atleast it's you and not some other girl he's texting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:37pm
  • that is absolutely terrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:55am
  • You chicks need to stop whining about a double standard. There's a double standard because it's easy for a girl to be a slut, but it's hard for a guy to be a stud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Slutttt. I fucking hate girls like this. Don't get me wrong guys do it too and it's just as slutty and wrong. Prolly a frosh in college dumb cum guzzler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:34pm
  • In response to posters saying women have a double standard in regards to being sluts... so how many news outlets are praising tiger woods, dumbasses?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:04pm
  • 1:54PM...exactly. All guys under 25 seemed to be stereotyped as douchey, promiscuious assholes on this website...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Oh who cares... Girls can do it too. If the situation was reversed nobody would care... Except the guy with cum in his hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52pm
  • LOVE IT :) good call u go girlll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:35pm
  • That sucks for the dude. I've been cheated on and I just hooked up with a hot mexican chick to get over it. Guess we're all whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13am
  • Agree 3:45. Fuck you dirty whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 2:59pm
  • this bytch is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:58am
  • You fucking cheater. Go die bitch!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:21pm
  • This bitch is a cum dumpster, she has too many stds to count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:54pm
  • wow, what a fucking dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I'd agree, based on the fact you tell people your really close to this kinda shit. You wouldn't say my bf texted me to your best friend, you'd be like shit Dave texted me. Not to mention I don't know a phone that just cuts into a text like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:29pm
  • so when's the next public shaming?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:47pm
  • i want to meet you email me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:39pm
  • First off......IT'S YOU'RE A WHORE.........not your a whore. The whore doesn't belong to her, she is the whore...get it? Learn the difference between a contraction and a possessive when attempting to insult someone, or you just look stupid. Second off.........who texts that to some strange they hooked up with the night before? Third off........I'm calling bullshit on this one. I think this is just some idiot who doesn't get laid grasping at straws for attention. Well played sir. -619

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I hope ur bf reads tfln and sees this...and fucks ur mom to get back at u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:09pm
  • what a dumb bitch, who f***s that up and sends it to the wrong guy?.....whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 4:57 are you that dim witted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hope you get pregnant cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:12pm
  • i agree she's a whore, but i hope all the people dishing her out like this would do the same if it was a guy..... double standards and hypocrites are just as bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:21am
  • Awwww he left you a present! True woman would have let him finish in your mouth! Go fuck a goat bitch

    Submitted by wrestler2009 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:51am
  • wowzers lmao!!!! okay this is a FUNNY SITE. have you read half this shit? its not full of morals and values so why get on her and call her names? that just silly. and lets be honest IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:16pm
  • what a fuckn whore! seriously - you act as though you dont even care that you cheat on your boyfriend...just dump him! you clearly dont love him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Hahah I had that happen to me too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:17pm
  • If I lean in close to the monitor, I can actually hear you! -The Turd Whisperer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:15pm
  • hey cunt, go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 2:27-it's not really love if u have sex with other ppl too...tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:29pm
  • so it's safe to assume that sex with you is like fucking a warm glass of water?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 653, are you kidding...go to the nearest bridge and jump off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:00pm
  • K, its funny when guys and girls have a story like as long as YOUR not in the story...both guys and girls are whores if they cheat! Thats just how it should be...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Wow, what a Horrible person. Kharma is going to take a massive, steamy dump on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Yeppers, a whore alright...an attention whore. Makes bonafide whores look bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:13am
  • Ten bucks says 2:10 is Asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Ah, this is why palin is a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • At least it's not in someone elses hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Bitch if your that easy cum fuck me then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:26pm
  • YOU FUCKED UP FOR SURE and you are a bitch and prolly have The Herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:11pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:19pm
  • You are so dumb. Why didn't your parents eat you when you were born?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:42am
  • Fake or get a phone that doesn't suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:18am
  • Lmao!!!! Cheaters never win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:00am
  • Hahahaha look at all you self righteous cunts, like you've never cheated on a significant other. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:34pm
  • 6:17, please shut up and die. just because you cant get any, dont dog us for being promiscuous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Awe he's wishing you a good morning and you have crusty cum in your hair... If you don't love your guy and love having sex with random guys then don't have a boyfriend. Have some respect for yorself and the person you're lying to. But you don't seem the least bit remorseful here just caught

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 529 really? Cuz Tiger Woods isn't getting killed for what he "did"? Or every other male that does it? Guys get all stereotyped as cheating scum bags, while girls get this stupid innocent princess generalization. When a girl cheats that individual girl is a whore, but when a guy cheats the WHOLE FUCKING MALE POPULATION are cheating scum. You sound like some girl that cheated and is bitter because of the letter A placed on your chest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:09am
  • This explains why you text me back "morning sweety, hope your night wasn't as boring as mine"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:00am
  • This whore should die in a plane crash on railroad tracks in front of a speeding train.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Hey, maybe she's bi and it was girl-cum! Besides, if he can't satisfy the ho, she's going to go to someone else. Better to find out early that she's a cheater and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Was it tanisha lugaro????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:10pm
  • cunt

    Submitted by austinyoung on Mar 15, 10 at 9:08pm
  • fuck you 6.39 not all girls are sluts any one who cheats deserves to be caught out stupid whore OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:23am
  • Slut.

    Submitted by Iw0nderwhatsn3xt on Dec 14, 10 at 4:41am
  • Nothing to bolster my faith in mankind when everyone unites against a slutty bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:42pm
  • I don't think it's a random hookup if she has his number and is texting him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:46pm
  • I hate whores. Be faithful you stupid slutty bitch. Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:09pm
  • You must be really dumb. It's not like when someone sends you a text message the message you are writing at the time gets sent to them when you send it. You actually had to go out of your to select your boyfriends number to send him that text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:37am
  • Wow, is it just me or are there a lot of scared men with small dicks in here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:03pm
  • People need to learn the fucking difference between your and you're. If you insult somebody and spell shit wrong, you just look like a fucking retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:41am
  • 455 your mostlikely blowing some guy as your girlfriend call that is if she's not blowing me at the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Go to hell you piece of shit.

    Submitted by shitispoop on Apr 27, 10 at 3:45am
  • YOU DIRTY FUKING KUNT I HOPE YOU DIE FROM CERVICAL CANCER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:14pm
  • i hope he falcon punches you

    Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:54am
  • All girls are sluts, it's just to what degree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:39am
  • does anyone realize that the slut who SENT the message may not have posted this ON here.lol. And you do random hook ups numbers IF you are good in bed. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:00am
  • Holy shit your cunt must be infested with every STD known to man and some new ones too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:56am
  • behind any guy who ever has cheated on a girl is a girl who gave him that reason not to trust a female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Only read a handful, but my instinct is justified by the responses I read. Ho. You will be old and alone remembering when someone would want to shoot cum at you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:20pm
  • OP, you don't deserve a relationship. You're a filthy slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Hoorah American girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Your a worthless skank.

    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 8, 11 at 8:25am
  • thats what you get for being a dumb cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:37am
  • I think it's hilarious. How can people that frequent this site be offended and bash the original poster. F off and don't be so sensitive. Liberal whiners!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 4:32 this is supposed to be a funny sitee, like i said, not one about morals and the "right" thing to do. sure it's messed but that is NOT what this site is about so get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:49pm
  • U need to be kungku chopped!!

    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:21pm
  • 12/15/09 1:54 Hear, hear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:52am
  • 7:08 Another whore? I certainly think so!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:11pm
  • ditto 10:32, OP you are a stupid skank hope your bf realized that and jumped ship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • 1:36 is an ugly black bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Cunt... I hope he kicked you in the asshole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I think the OP must be from California to be acting like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:25pm
  • I'll bet anything this slut talked (or fucked) her way out of this and got away with it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 2:57 you don't deserve any happiness in your life. Didn't your father teach you how to teach a woman right? Or any person for that matter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:53pm
  • This just happened to me!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I'm pretty sure that Sven is a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:10pm
  • You are such an asshole man.

    Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:23am
  • listen girl don't listen to these douchebags. if you're not married you're hardly doing anything wrong. more power to you girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:53pm
  • I wonder how guilty this chick feels... My God her bf probably thinks she's waking up thinking about him and instead she's texting some random guy about his horrible aim... Stop cheating, grow up, and dump your bf because he could find better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Sorry about my bad aim....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:15pm
  • what a cheating skank. i hope she gets the clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:05pm
  • What gets me is that its still in her hair from LAST NIGHT! Geez, its called a shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:06am
  • 909, props for the 19th century literary reference ;) Bottom line, cheaters are dissatisfied with their own inadequacies, and that put a smile on my face =D The end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:32am
  • Yea I knw this is supposed to be random stuff but this kind of txt I dnt think u wid want to put up... Being a grl, thts not cute ofvu and it makes all of us look bad.. I'm not gonna curse and call u names but jst resist the urge of letting us knw about ur perspnl life like tht

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 5:36 you should just die...just because she's a woman makes it okay for you to cheat? But I bet if she was to cheat on you, you'd flip the fuck out. But it's okay when you do it? Makes no sense. You're an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:24pm
  • lmfaooo XD ...i wonder what happened after XD =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:22am
  • I will not go fuck myself... 1:51 because i have a boyfriend which i love who can handle fucking me. This bitch is a whore cunt and I hope she gets herpes of the eye. If shewanted to have sex with other men, she shouldnt have a boyfriend... being single and fucking whoever you want is a different story, but this dumb whore had a boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Classy.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:59am
  • 7:08, really? *cough* HERPES *cough*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:40am
  • Skank hoe slut. Too bad he missed getting it in ur ur eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • I hope a blind homeless transvestite buttfucks the shit out of you until you die you fucking whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:03am
  • Nasty ass ho.... I hope ur boyfriend beats you and breaks up with and that the next guy u decide to hook up with has an abundance of std's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:04pm
  • dirty whore, with skank on top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:03am
  • You're a piece of shit. Hope you got herpes from your random hookup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Has anyone let you know that you're a worthless whore, yet? Ok, good. you worthless whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Man if a dude sent this text all these idiot bros on this site would be like "fuck yeah!" Double standard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:14am
  • Why do people care who you have sex with and who you love? Why do they have to be the same person. Just play safe and don't break your toys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Dirty fucking slut. Go to hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:15pm
  • You're a fucking whore you deserved that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • doubtful she has the bf anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:44pm
  • cum goes in the mouth, not on the hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Karma is a bitch. Let me know how it feels when your husband is banging all your friends and everybody knows you're a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Dumpster. Cunt. Jesus Christ, bitches like you make me ashamed to have a vagina. Can we try to be a little less slutty as a whole, ladies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:40am
  • Sounds like she had a good night! I don't think down on you at all! Where do I sign up for your fan club?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:05pm
  • she needs to get skullfucked with a shotgun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:35am
  • this sounds like my x.... alex u lying about ur area code also?

    Submitted by franklucas on May 28, 11 at 12:11pm
  • i dont understand the probelm her...i cheat on my bitch all the damn time, she deserves it for bein a woman. its all about me and what i want ALL the time. if shes lucky, ill treat her to some low calorie fro yo and top it off with some cum of my own

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Oh my god, you people are a bunch of fuckin retards, whats it matter to you if she cheats or not, fuckin weirdos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:09pm
  • You're a terrible person I hope you get in a car crash and the steering column pierces your sternum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • You deserve it for cheating, slut.

    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:24am
  • this was on fml too but from his perspective

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:42pm
  • You guys are missing the point. Yes, she's a slut. But she is also dumb as hell. Karma always takes revenge on dumb people. Case in point: she was dumb enough to send a text saying "your cum is in my hair" to her bf. Obviously she wasn't fucking (or blowing) her bf the night before (she was being a prodigious whore), so unless her bf is as dumb as she is, he's realized that she's cheating on him. Thus, Shameless Slut is now Single Slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:26pm
  • potentially the most revolting thing i've ever read...? what a pitiful excuse for a human being.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:28pm
  • 4:16, it's not funny for the OP's boyfriend. I think most people are slamming the OP because it was a shitty thing to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Yeah, you deserved that.

    Submitted by aisx3 on May 2, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Someone needs to get fucked in the tootsie roll slicer so the icing on the cake isn't in her hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:20pm
  • SUCH a double-standard. people are so much harder on girls who cheat, and nobody can deny that. This girl really does seem like a bitch considering she's texting a random friend about her cheating and doesn't seem to feel bad at all. However, I think guys who cheat are absolute scum as well. If you're dating a person who's perfectly nice, respects you, and thinks the world of you, then you go out and disrespect them for no reason, well that says something about you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:29am
  • 5:44 thank you for not being a sensitive cunt and appreciating that this bitch is not only a pimp but is also fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Serves u right slut

    Submitted by ct1989 on Apr 18, 11 at 3:12pm
  • Sluts like u is the reason guys don't trust girls. U stupid fuckin slut. I hope he broke up with u AND fucked ur life up emotionally. Stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 1:36 Aka "<3 fellow slut" u are a ho and u will Have a long life...filled with stds and pregnancies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:31pm
  • This chick is my hero. She's not married to the guy just having fun. All haters go fuck yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:51pm
  • k im not saying she doesnt deserve what she gets after cheating, but this site is supposed to be funny, everybody chill and savour this funny ass text cuz thats the point, im sure the poor girl knows shes a slut, ya dont have to be so rude, just enjoy that its her life not yours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:26pm
  • You deserve it for being a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • That makes me sick. I genuinely hope that I never meet someone like you. I hope you are proud of yourself.

    Submitted by mattysarre on Jul 24, 10 at 12:41pm
  • That's shitty... I mean slutty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:59pm
  • OMG everyone needs to calm the fuck down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • haha if it's my cum, sorry, slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:27am
  • Doesn't she know only guys are allowed to have random hookups. Back in the kitchen you. And take off your shoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:10pm
  • you're a fucking slut I really wish an Alkaline Trio radio on you (look it up) someone should go Virginia Tech on your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:07pm
  • It's cause someone had a happy ending pie all over her face...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:12pm
  • That's because your a dumb cum dumpster slut who think it's funny to blow any guy off the street your most Likely to be so fucking fat and ugly that you think blowing anyone makes you feel pretty but the guy you blew is telling his friends what a fucking slut he hooked up with and their getting a good laugh out of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I wish diarrhea and vaginal leakage upon you, SLUT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I like the way everyone assumes she's a dirty cheating whore, when she may actually simply be in an open relationship. Though if the relationship isn't open, then yeah, she's a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 3:28 which 2:10 there are two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I guess you should have swallowed, vice dodging.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:07am
  • 632 you have problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:54pm
  • You know how everyone is shocked when some pretty college girl is found floating in a lake somewhere? I imagine it has something to do with a situation like this. Least it would if a bitch did that to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:32pm
  • I've talkded to my girlfriend on the phone well my dicks in other girls shit happens. December 15, 2009 9:31PM That is a down to earth chill dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:01am
  • sure do love the whores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I've talkded to my girlfriend on the phone well my dicks in other girls shit happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:31pm
  • 5:26 - maybe you weren't good enough for the number lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:22am
  • Stay classy.

    Submitted by genleenumber75 on Apr 12, 12 at 8:38am
  • Bitch. Go suck some more random cock and see where it gets you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:14pm
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