My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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you don't deserve a boyfriend.
I'm glad I'm not your boyfriend. Why have a boyfriend if you're sleeping around?
Too bad it wasn't in your eyes and blinding you slut
Wow Its sad that you think your cool..I have no doubt that your a dirty skank and your boyfriend is better off without you and that random hookup from last nite prolly is laughing at you..you are a whore with no self esteem..I would wish an STD on you but your such a selfish cunt you'd prolly spread it around
I'd have to Chris Brown your ass
. . . S . L . U . T . . .
who seriously texts a random hookup, "your cum is in my hair" in the first place?
What a SLUT. hope you never find happiness.
1:42 pretty sure I have seen texts in which the roles were reversed where the guy gets dogged on just as much as this girl. The thing is though women are more apt to generalize all males as cheaters and pigs. So don't bitch about double standards when your gender is responsible for perpetuating them
oh shut up, generalisations are NOT apt, but preserving a stereotype means that kind of behaviour ends up as excused (eg guys are just being guys when they cheat). a girl who cheats isn't a 'slut'. a guy who cheats isn't a 'typical male pig'. they're just assholes. leave the gender shit out of it. \n\n(i also love how all the posts on tfln submissions with girls cheating all talk about her promiscuity. ridic. i wouldn't think people on this site would care about
SLUT. i hope your boyfriend cuntpunts you.
I like this sven guy.
Turtle tank smelling dumb cunt. I hope you get shit your eyes next time.
YOU...... are a slut!
Exactly at 1:42 Not everyone follows double-standards. It's not cool for a guy to cheat and say shit like this, it's not cool for a girl. It's just unacceptable for anyone, a fucking cheater is a cheater and they all deserve the same thing.
The pole is too good for her!! I envision this skank getting gang banged by meth heads rather frequently
Thanks 1032 I was hoping somebody would get that...there is still hope hahaha
what a dumb whore. and maybe some of you tools out there would say a guy is a champ if he did it; but it doesn't matter. if someone does that like it's no big deal, they are trash.
That's what you get, whore.
Not just a cunt, a dumb cunt.
too bad it wasnt in yur vag gettin yur whore ass preggers
I seriously doubt this is even real...but damn, son, why are you guys all judging? JC had it right all along: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
Cheating bitch. Fuck you
1:33 a kid is the last thing that needs to be brought into this skanks life. don't wish that on an innocent life.
OP should be pushed down a flight of stairs.
Ew. Way to be a skank.
this would make sense if you somehow kept texting through the notification of the text from your boyfriend, you dumb cunt
Cheating is cowardly.
Slut! I laugh at ur misfortune...bitch
@7:23 --- all girls ARE sluts. You are a slut. You're just too arrogant to admit it
Lol that must of been fun to clean out
douchebag. Like others have said before me, you're not worthy on a boyfriend.
1:42, I disagree. A cheater is a cheater, and it's not cool at all, regardless of gender.
That's what you get for being a two-timing whore.
True, I don't talk to random hook ups the next day.
i think it's hilarious that because it's a girl, she's a giant slut, but if this was from a guy, everyone would call him a champ. i don't agree that this girl isn't gross, because she is, but the double standard still annoys me to no end.
9:09 scarlet letter reference ftw.
Yeah Sven guy has some great points!
So that's how Tiger Woods was caught!
You fucking dirty cunt! I hope you never find love in this world! I also hope you have a very slow and painful death! You might need to go to the doctor for a gonorrhea check up you fuckin cum dumpster whore.
Hey 1:36 it's not about being married if your in a relationship you don't fucking cheat you dirty slut..bitches like you and the OP give women a bad name as a guy I know cunts like you have a place in the world..and that place is on your knees not in a relationship
Relax people. Guys sleep around all the time and send in similar texts to this site yet when they do it it's funny. A girl does it and she is a slut. Fuck you and your double standards!
does anyone realize that the slut who SENT the message may not have posted this ON here.lol. And you do random hook ups numbers IF you are good in bed. ;)
you deserve to be cunt-punted. or fisted so hard you never feel even the largest dicks in you ever again. you fucking skank.
You dirty skank. Hope he dumps your filthy cum dumpster ass. You give girls a bad name
So anyone in a non-monogamous relationship is a whore? Wow. I think you're all just ignorantly traditional.
Who in the fuck texts a RANDOM hook-up the very next morning, let alone at all?
1:36 Go die, nasty slut,
1:42 - If it was a guy, it would still be gross. There is no double standard.
Fake. U dont get random hookup phone numbers and u certainly don't text them.
in the spirit of the holidays " HOHOHO"
If a guy had been the op, none of you guys would be bitching. \nJust think about that.
My God! What a filthy, dirty, disgustingly-skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash bag, nasty, retchid, putrid, foul-smelling, fetid, congealed-piece-of-roadkill, slutty, whore-ish ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atleast it's you and not some other girl he's texting...
that is absolutely terrible!
You chicks need to stop whining about a double standard. There's a double standard because it's easy for a girl to be a slut, but it's hard for a guy to be a stud.
Slutttt. I fucking hate girls like this. Don't get me wrong guys do it too and it's just as slutty and wrong. Prolly a frosh in college dumb cum guzzler
In response to posters saying women have a double standard in regards to being sluts... so how many news outlets are praising tiger woods, dumbasses?
1:54PM...exactly. All guys under 25 seemed to be stereotyped as douchey, promiscuious assholes on this website...
Oh who cares... Girls can do it too. If the situation was reversed nobody would care... Except the guy with cum in his hair.
LOVE IT :) good call u go girlll
That sucks for the dude. I've been cheated on and I just hooked up with a hot mexican chick to get over it. Guess we're all whores.
Agree 3:45. Fuck you dirty whore.
this bytch is awesome.
You fucking cheater. Go die bitch!!!!!!!!!!
what a fuckn whore! seriously - you act as though you dont even care that you cheat on your boyfriend...just dump him! you clearly dont love him
wow, what a fucking dumbass
I'd agree, based on the fact you tell people your really close to this kinda shit. You wouldn't say my bf texted me to your best friend, you'd be like shit Dave texted me. Not to mention I don't know a phone that just cuts into a text like that
This bitch is a cum dumpster, she has too many stds to count.
so when's the next public shaming?
i want to meet you email me
First off......IT'S YOU'RE A WHORE.........not your a whore. The whore doesn't belong to her, she is the whore...get it? Learn the difference between a contraction and a possessive when attempting to insult someone, or you just look stupid. Second off.........who texts that to some strange they hooked up with the night before? Third off........I'm calling bullshit on this one. I think this is just some idiot who doesn't get laid grasping at straws for attention. Well played sir. -619
what a dumb bitch, who f***s that up and sends it to the wrong guy?.....whore
4:57 are you that dim witted?
hope you get pregnant cunt
i agree she's a whore, but i hope all the people dishing her out like this would do the same if it was a guy..... double standards and hypocrites are just as bad
Awwww he left you a present! True woman would have let him finish in your mouth! Go fuck a goat bitch
I hope ur bf reads tfln and sees this...and fucks ur mom to get back at u
wowzers lmao!!!! okay this is a FUNNY SITE. have you read half this shit? its not full of morals and values so why get on her and call her names? that just silly. and lets be honest IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahah I had that happen to me too!!!
hey cunt, go fuck yourself
If I lean in close to the monitor, I can actually hear you!
-The Turd Whisperer
so it's safe to assume that sex with you is like fucking a warm glass of water?
653, are you kidding...go to the nearest bridge and jump off
2:27-it's not really love if u have sex with other ppl too...tard
At least it's not in someone elses hair
K, its funny when guys and girls have a story like as long as YOUR not in the story...both guys and girls are whores if they cheat! Thats just how it should be...
Wow, what a Horrible person. Kharma is going to take a massive, steamy dump on her.
Yeppers, a whore alright...an attention whore. Makes bonafide whores look bad.
Ah, this is why palin is a whore
Bitch if your that easy cum fuck me then.
YOU FUCKED UP FOR SURE and you are a bitch and prolly have The Herpes
Fake or get a phone that doesn't suck
Lmao!!!! Cheaters never win
Hahahaha look at all you self righteous cunts, like you've never cheated on a significant other. Fuck off.
Awe he's wishing you a good morning and you have crusty cum in your hair... If you don't love your guy and love having sex with random guys then don't have a boyfriend. Have some respect for yorself and the person you're lying to. But you don't seem the least bit remorseful here just caught
Ten bucks says 2:10 is Asian
529 really? Cuz Tiger Woods isn't getting killed for what he "did"? Or every other male that does it? Guys get all stereotyped as cheating scum bags, while girls get this stupid innocent princess generalization. When a girl cheats that individual girl is a whore, but when a guy cheats the WHOLE FUCKING MALE POPULATION are cheating scum. You sound like some girl that cheated and is bitter because of the letter A placed on your chest.
You are so dumb. Why didn't your parents eat you when you were born?
This explains why you text me back "morning sweety, hope your night wasn't as boring as mine"
This whore should die in a plane crash on railroad tracks in front of a speeding train.
Hey, maybe she's bi and it was girl-cum! Besides, if he can't satisfy the ho, she's going to go to someone else. Better to find out early that she's a cheater and move on.
Was it tanisha lugaro????
6:17, please shut up and die. just because you cant get any, dont dog us for being promiscuous
Nothing to bolster my faith in mankind when everyone unites against a slutty bitch.
I hate whores. Be faithful you stupid slutty bitch. Fuck you
You must be really dumb. It's not like when someone sends you a text message the message you are writing at the time gets sent to them when you send it. You actually had to go out of your to select your boyfriends number to send him that text.
Only read a handful, but my instinct is justified by the responses I read. Ho. You will be old and alone remembering when someone would want to shoot cum at you.
Wow, is it just me or are there a lot of scared men with small dicks in here?
fuck you 6.39
not all girls are sluts
any one who cheats deserves to be caught out
stupid whore OP
People need to learn the fucking difference between your and you're. If you insult somebody and spell shit wrong, you just look like a fucking retard.
455 your mostlikely blowing some guy as your girlfriend call that is if she's not blowing me at the time
I don't think it's a random hookup if she has his number and is texting him
YOU DIRTY FUKING KUNT I HOPE YOU DIE FROM CERVICAL CANCER
U need to be kungku chopped!!
i hope he falcon punches you
All girls are sluts, it's just to what degree.
Holy shit your cunt must be infested with every STD known to man and some new ones too.
behind any guy who ever has cheated on a girl is a girl who gave him that reason not to trust a female.
Go to hell you piece of shit.
Hoorah American girls.
Your a worthless skank.
thats what you get for being a dumb cunt.
I think it's hilarious. How can people that frequent this site be offended and bash the original poster. F off and don't be so sensitive. Liberal whiners!!!
OP, you don't deserve a relationship. You're a filthy slut.
I think the OP must be from California to be acting like that.
4:32 this is supposed to be a funny sitee, like i said, not one about morals and the "right" thing to do. sure it's messed but that is NOT what this site is about so get over it
7:08 Another whore? I certainly think so!
1:36 is an ugly black bitch
Cunt... I hope he kicked you in the asshole...
I'll bet anything this slut talked (or fucked) her way out of this and got away with it too.
2:57 you don't deserve any happiness in your life. Didn't your father teach you how to teach a woman right? Or any person for that matter?
ditto 10:32, OP you are a stupid skank hope your bf realized that and jumped ship.
This just happened to me!!
I'm pretty sure that Sven is a chick.
You are such an asshole man.
listen girl don't listen to these douchebags. if you're not married you're hardly doing anything wrong. more power to you girlfriend
5:36 you should just die...just because she's a woman makes it okay for you to cheat? But I bet if she was to cheat on you, you'd flip the fuck out. But it's okay when you do it? Makes no sense. You're an asshole.
I wonder how guilty this chick feels... My God her bf probably thinks she's waking up thinking about him and instead she's texting some random guy about his horrible aim... Stop cheating, grow up, and dump your bf because he could find better
Sorry about my bad aim....
what a cheating skank. i hope she gets the clap
What gets me is that its still in her hair from LAST NIGHT! Geez, its called a shower.
909, props for the 19th century literary reference ;)
Bottom line, cheaters are dissatisfied with their own inadequacies, and that put a smile on my face =D The end.
lmfaooo XD ...i wonder what happened after XD =)
I will not go fuck myself... 1:51 because i have a boyfriend which i love who can handle fucking me. This bitch is a whore cunt and I hope she gets herpes of the eye. If shewanted to have sex with other men, she shouldnt have a boyfriend... being single and fucking whoever you want is a different story, but this dumb whore had a boyfriend.
*cough* HERPES *cough*
Skank hoe slut. Too bad he missed getting it in ur ur eyes.
she needs to get skullfucked with a shotgun
Yea I knw this is supposed to be random stuff but this kind of txt I dnt think u wid want to put up... Being a grl, thts not cute ofvu and it makes all of us look bad.. I'm not gonna curse and call u names but jst resist the urge of letting us knw about ur perspnl life like tht
I hope a blind homeless transvestite buttfucks the shit out of you until you die you fucking whore!
Nasty ass ho.... I hope ur boyfriend beats you and breaks up with and that the next guy u decide to hook up with has an abundance of std's
dirty whore, with skank on top
You're a piece of shit. Hope you got herpes from your random hookup.
Has anyone let you know that you're a worthless whore, yet? Ok, good. you worthless whore.
Serves u right slut
Man if a dude sent this text all these idiot bros on this site would be like "fuck yeah!"
Why do people care who you have sex with and who you love? Why do they have to be the same person. Just play safe and don't break your toys
You're a fucking whore you deserved that
doubtful she has the bf anymore
cum goes in the mouth, not on the hair
Karma is a bitch. Let me know how it feels when your husband is banging all your friends and everybody knows you're a joke.
Jesus Christ, bitches like you make me ashamed to have a vagina. Can we try to be a little less slutty as a whole, ladies?
Sounds like she had a good night! I don't think down on you at all! Where do I sign up for your fan club?
Dirty fucking slut. Go to hell.
this sounds like my x.... alex u lying about ur area code also?
i dont understand the probelm her...i cheat on my bitch all the damn time, she deserves it for bein a woman. its all about me and what i want ALL the time. if shes lucky, ill treat her to some low calorie fro yo and top it off with some cum of my own
Oh my god, you people are a bunch of fuckin retards, whats it matter to you if she cheats or not, fuckin weirdos
You're a terrible person I hope you get in a car crash and the steering column pierces your sternum
You deserve it for cheating, slut.
this was on fml too but from his perspective
You guys are missing the point. Yes, she's a slut. But she is also dumb as hell. Karma always takes revenge on dumb people. Case in point: she was dumb enough to send a text saying "your cum is in my hair" to her bf. Obviously she wasn't fucking (or blowing) her bf the night before (she was being a prodigious whore), so unless her bf is as dumb as she is, he's realized that she's cheating on him. Thus, Shameless Slut is now Single Slut.
potentially the most revolting thing i've ever read...? what a pitiful excuse for a human being.
4:16, it's not funny for the OP's boyfriend. I think most people are slamming the OP because it was a shitty thing to do.
Yeah, you deserved that.
Someone needs to get fucked in the tootsie roll slicer so the icing on the cake isn't in her hair
SUCH a double-standard. people are so much harder on girls who cheat, and nobody can deny that.
This girl really does seem like a bitch considering she's texting a random friend about her cheating and doesn't seem to feel bad at all. However, I think guys who cheat are absolute scum as well. If you're dating a person who's perfectly nice, respects you, and thinks the world of you, then you go out and disrespect them for no reason, well that says something about you.
Sluts like u is the reason guys don't trust girls. U stupid fuckin slut. I hope he broke up with u AND fucked ur life up emotionally. Stupid bitch
1:36 Aka "<3 fellow slut" u are a ho and u will
Have a long life...filled with stds and pregnancies
5:44 thank you for not being a sensitive cunt and appreciating that this bitch is not only a pimp but is also fucking hilarious
This chick is my hero. She's not married to the guy just having fun. All haters go fuck yourself!
You deserve it for being a slut
That makes me sick. I genuinely hope that I never meet someone like you. I hope you are proud of yourself.
That's shitty... I mean slutty
OMG everyone needs to calm the fuck down!
haha if it's my cum, sorry, slut!
Doesn't she know only guys are allowed to have random hookups. Back in the kitchen you. And take off your shoes.
k im not saying she doesnt deserve what she gets after cheating, but this site is supposed to be funny, everybody chill and savour this funny ass text cuz thats the point, im sure the poor girl knows shes a slut, ya dont have to be so rude, just enjoy that its her life not yours
you're a fucking slut
I really wish an Alkaline Trio radio on you (look it up)
someone should go Virginia Tech on your ass
It's cause someone had a happy ending pie all over her face...
That's because your a dumb cum dumpster slut who think it's funny to blow any guy off the street your most Likely to be so fucking fat and ugly that you think blowing anyone makes you feel pretty but the guy you blew is telling his friends what a fucking slut he hooked up with and their getting a good laugh out of it
I wish diarrhea and vaginal leakage upon you, SLUT
3:28 which 2:10 there are two
I guess you should have swallowed, vice dodging.
I like the way everyone assumes she's a dirty cheating whore, when she may actually simply be in an open relationship.
Though if the relationship isn't open, then yeah, she's a skank.
632 you have problems
You know how everyone is shocked when some pretty college girl is found floating in a lake somewhere? I imagine it has something to do with a situation like this.
Least it would if a bitch did that to me...
I've talkded to my girlfriend on the phone well my dicks in other girls shit happens.
December 15, 2009 9:31PM
That is a down to earth chill dude.
I've talkded to my girlfriend on the phone well my dicks in other girls shit happens.
5:26 - maybe you weren't good enough for the number lol.
sure do love the whores!
Bitch. Go suck some more random cock and see where it gets you