I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Why would you do such a thing? It would have been about ten times more funny if you would have let her.....
Welcome to the Maritimes, Muthafuckas!
This is some shit I've almost done.
Been there....passed on that!
Eastern Passage girl?
And you call yourself a friend.... ugh.
The mother shouldn't care, unless he's fingering her too...