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  • Submitted by ahyeah on Apr 7, 12 at 3:26pm

    You press that bottle to your lips, and I wish I was your beer.

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    Submitted by porksword on Apr 7, 12 at 6:39pm

    Which lips?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:40pm

      niiice..the king had returned..

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 7, 12 at 11:33pm

    Lick the neck of the bottle and you can upgrade to vodka.

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    Submitted by snowman87 on Apr 7, 12 at 5:01pm

    well if you're going to deepthroat the bottle what did you expect was going to happen?

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 8, 12 at 2:45am

    Ahyeah you beat me to it :)

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 6:12pm

    ah she finally learned how to drink without breaking her teeth

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    Submitted by opalshine on Apr 7, 12 at 11:29pm

    That's how I drink beer too...why the fuck does this not happen to me more often?!

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      Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 8, 12 at 9:06am

      Because you're not attractive.

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        Submitted by ahyeah on Apr 8, 12 at 9:00pm

        Laughter just escaped my oral cavity after reading this.

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        Submitted by addicted2you on Apr 9, 12 at 2:18am

        that's fuckin rude

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    Submitted by 69ilovesex69 on Apr 7, 12 at 3:54pm

    the same thing always happens to me. its awesome.