So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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You press that bottle to your lips, and I wish I was your beer.
niiice..the king had returned..
Lick the neck of the bottle and you can upgrade to vodka.
well if you're going to deepthroat the bottle what did you expect was going to happen?
Ahyeah you beat me to it :)
ah she finally learned how to drink without breaking her teeth
That's how I drink beer too...why the fuck does this not happen to me more often?!
Because you're not attractive.
Laughter just escaped my oral cavity after reading this.
that's fuckin rude
the same thing always happens to me. its awesome.