She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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I woke up a couple weeks ago and my girlfriend was giving me a handjob. She was asleep and giving me a handjob.
i cant tell you how many times ive been hard core felt up by my bf in his sleep! this just made me believe that he is telling the truth when he says "i just woke up and you were on top of me" lol
Did you bang Goldilocks or something? Not too big, not too small.
I'm so trying this the next time I'm with my bf
trying? are you gonna start saying it, check out his dick and then change your mind? "naaaah, C- at best"
Haha just right
That counts as a win
unless shes into collecting miniatures...
oh morning wood! you did the trick again
Best. Wake-up. Ever.
Fuckin piiiimp haha
I'm confused, is it bad or good? She just turned him on and then went back to sleep :/
Her wifestock went up. Congrats, dude.
Win-win situation. I feel her gratitude--appreciate the right size--it sounds like you were bigger than the guy I slept with last week which was such a let down.
I wana get laid now :(
Maybe the bad votes are because she turned over n went back to sleep?
Who is voting this a bad night?! Fucking win!
Uh oh, I did this last weekend.....
Nice to have a steady lay!
You totaly said "I do to hony"and then just stare at her
If only my girlfriend said shit like this...
Thats a keeper
I think people voted bad night because it might have been his mom/grandma/etc.
hmm is it that good?? ;] text meh
It's like when women fake orgasms, who cares if it's real or fake all that matters is that it sounds like a good thing!
she's a keeper.
Wake her up and sex her up then see how big ur dick gets
In Soviet Russia 12 inch cocks are for 3 year olds
So lemme get this straight,\nShe tried your dads' dick and it was too big,\nShe tried your brother's dick and it was too small.\nShe tries your dick and it was Just right?\nWhy the fuck are you dating the Goldilocks of Dicks?
Yeah...way to have an original thought there.
So I'm like 8 is tht the right size?
Sounds like someone I know .. First name starts with an H