My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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He gets that from knowing you monthly cycle timing and mood swings.
does he have a brother???
i think youre a ritard.
what's a ritard?
I know a pictard is the result of a failed deborging of picard in a startrek fanfic..where everytime he says engage he shits his pants..
OMG....laughing hysterically...people think I'm crazier than my normal selves
Some text-to-speech programs don't have "retard" as a noun programmed into them, so they pronounce it ruh-tard, like the verb.