What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Charles Rutherford believes they'll eat all your food and fill their pockets with whatever they can find
Haha that's rude thank god I never get like that!!!!
That's when I take them home...
It's called POP or Power of Pussy. You don't have to be hot, you just have to have a vagina.
They pass out in the driveway instead. Or....more so.....pass out on the couch but get moved out to the driveway to make ruoom for the hot girl who needed the couch.
brit is nice the rest of you are asses
Ugly, hot, who cares? If you're drunk and can fuck them, you will.
Drunk people are so wise sometimes.
That's why they call it beer goggles, silly.
Fake Jeff. Jeff would never let a typo like "doed" into his post. Fuckaaaa
They clean up the next morning
The one that came to my Halloween party strayed in with a hotter chic. So we couldn't kick her out, and no one was hard up enough to take it home!y neighbor came up to me that evening and said that was some funny shit.... But his wife was insanely pissed :)
...... Do people actually use this card?
They clean up when they wake up
Hahaha. Very true. The ugly bitch can have the floor.
If you pass out you pass out. If I shelter your drunken ass you're cleaning or sucking. At that point your cumdumpster is useless to me. You fucking slob. Drunk girls are coll for ten mins. then annoying till they drop
He says ugly girls and everyone automatically assumes fat?
I dunno what they do, why don't you ask your mom?
Wow. Women have absolutely no clue what drives men by reading this text. It almost reminded me of this chick bragging to me about how many guys she's slept with as proof of her good looks. I just laughed.
no but they can pull the whole sorry i passed out on your couch, but i'm too fat you cant move me card
it must be the high school guy that are writing on here cause real men don't do this. REAL men care if people make it home safe or not. Or at least the real men around here. And to you dumb fucks that actually act like this, I'm going to laugh my ass off when you get a girl pregnant and your daughter is some ugly fat chick that has to live with here daddy forever because she can't get anyone to like her!
Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person is wondering what a girl of less attractiveness doed at a party because the person only knows what attractive girls do!
Go to he'll Britt your a dumb bitch
They aren't at the party in the first place lol
Hahahahaha! They float face down in the pool.
Hahaha @ 8:07
That's why driveways are for!
Hmmm I must be hot. Or partying with reeeally nice people...some of you guys are harsh!
What a cunt, cum dumpster
That's when u fuck them in the ass try donkey punching them it feels really good. Good look don't go to jail
has no one seen the movie kids where the passed out girl on the couch and had aids and the guy raped her and then it kept spreading Ewwwww people protect yourselves
they pull the try to move me off the couch card and the im a bitch and friends with hot girls that i will talk shit about you to card
they just pass out. They're ugly so no one messes with them. we just hope they don't puke or die. we want them to wake up and get the hell out and not even look at us
they go home and sleep with their cats
I once had a hot Asian girl passed out on my party. Fucked her brains out lol ooh she was moanin and screaming like a bitch
THEY MAN THE CAMERA DUH
8:16- that should be a bible verse
They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold...
They are allowed to pass out on the couch, that way after they've crushed it down a few, they can be removed for the good looking chick.
At my Halloween party I told a super drunk fat tub of goo that my neighbors pool deck was mine. I gave her an old towel to cover up with!
Man that's not even cool
They either give head or sleep on the street
Coyote Ugly. You just wake up and she's next to you naked in bed but you can't remember how the fuck she got there.
They don't get invited in the first place.
Your a retard Brit.
Well I'm not ugly I'm hot and ugly girls at a party usually stay low n they scared to get rejected but they're there to be reconized!!