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  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:16pm

    It's called POP or Power of Pussy. You don't have to be hot, you just have to have a vagina.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    That's when I take them home...

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    Haha that's rude thank god I never get like that!!!!

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:07pm

    Wow. Women have absolutely no clue what drives men by reading this text. It almost reminded me of this chick bragging to me about how many guys she's slept with as proof of her good looks. I just laughed.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:07pm

    They pass out in the driveway instead. Or....more so.....pass out on the couch but get moved out to the driveway to make ruoom for the hot girl who needed the couch.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:55am

    They clean up the next morning

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    The one that came to my Halloween party strayed in with a hotter chic. So we couldn't kick her out, and no one was hard up enough to take it home!y neighbor came up to me that evening and said that was some funny shit.... But his wife was insanely pissed :)

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:35pm

    They clean up when they wake up

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:25am

    That's why they call it beer goggles, silly.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:39pm

    brit is nice the rest of you are asses

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:39pm

    Hmmm I must be hot. Or partying with reeeally nice people...some of you guys are harsh!

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    Ugly, hot, who cares? If you're drunk and can fuck them, you will. Drunk people are so wise sometimes.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:20pm

    Charles Rutherford believes they'll eat all your food and fill their pockets with whatever they can find

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:42pm

    Fake Jeff. Jeff would never let a typo like "doed" into his post. Fuckaaaa

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:40am

    If you pass out you pass out. If I shelter your drunken ass you're cleaning or sucking. At that point your cumdumpster is useless to me. You fucking slob. Drunk girls are coll for ten mins. then annoying till they drop

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:31pm

    no but they can pull the whole sorry i passed out on your couch, but i'm too fat you cant move me card

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:26am

    it must be the high school guy that are writing on here cause real men don't do this. REAL men care if people make it home safe or not. Or at least the real men around here. And to you dumb fucks that actually act like this, I'm going to laugh my ass off when you get a girl pregnant and your daughter is some ugly fat chick that has to live with here daddy forever because she can't get anyone to like her! -Brit

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:45pm

    Go to he'll Britt your a dumb bitch

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:18am

    Hahaha. Very true. The ugly bitch can have the floor.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:34pm

    ...... Do people actually use this card?

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:10am

    they go home and sleep with their cats

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    I dunno what they do, why don't you ask your mom?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by musclemilk69 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:48am

    they pull the try to move me off the couch card and the im a bitch and friends with hot girls that i will talk shit about you to card

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:52pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person is wondering what a girl of less attractiveness doed at a party because the person only knows what attractive girls do! -Jeff

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:59pm

    Your a retard Brit.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:28am

    He says ugly girls and everyone automatically assumes fat?

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12am

    they just pass out. They're ugly so no one messes with them. we just hope they don't puke or die. we want them to wake up and get the hell out and not even look at us

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:04am

    What a cunt, cum dumpster

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    Hahaha @ 8:07 That's why driveways are for!

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:42pm

    They aren't at the party in the first place lol

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:18am

    I once had a hot Asian girl passed out on my party. Fucked her brains out lol ooh she was moanin and screaming like a bitch

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:09am

    They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold...

  • 29 45
    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:38pm

    has no one seen the movie kids where the passed out girl on the couch and had aids and the guy raped her and then it kept spreading Ewwwww people protect yourselves

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:46am

    Hahahahaha! They float face down in the pool.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    Man that's not even cool

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:40pm

    8:16- that should be a bible verse

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:28am

    THEY MAN THE CAMERA DUH

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:46pm

    That's when u fuck them in the ass try donkey punching them it feels really good. Good look don't go to jail

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:45am

    They are allowed to pass out on the couch, that way after they've crushed it down a few, they can be removed for the good looking chick. common knowledge.

  • 36 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am

    At my Halloween party I told a super drunk fat tub of goo that my neighbors pool deck was mine. I gave her an old towel to cover up with!

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:44pm

    Coyote Ugly. You just wake up and she's next to you naked in bed but you can't remember how the fuck she got there.

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:21am

    They don't get invited in the first place.

  • 32 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:34am

    They either give head or sleep on the street

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:54pm

    Well I'm not ugly I'm hot and ugly girls at a party usually stay low n they scared to get rejected but they're there to be reconized!!