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  • Charles Rutherford believes they'll eat all your food and fill their pockets with whatever they can find

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Haha that's rude thank god I never get like that!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:00pm
  • That's when I take them home...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Ugly, hot, who cares? If you're drunk and can fuck them, you will. Drunk people are so wise sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • They pass out in the driveway instead. Or....more so.....pass out on the couch but get moved out to the driveway to make ruoom for the hot girl who needed the couch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:07pm
  • That's why they call it beer goggles, silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:25am
  • It's called POP or Power of Pussy. You don't have to be hot, you just have to have a vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:16pm
  • brit is nice the rest of you are asses

    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:39pm
  • Fake Jeff. Jeff would never let a typo like "doed" into his post. Fuckaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:42pm
  • no but they can pull the whole sorry i passed out on your couch, but i'm too fat you cant move me card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:31pm
  • They clean up the next morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:55am
  • Hahaha. Very true. The ugly bitch can have the floor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:18am
  • They clean up when they wake up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:35pm
  • ...... Do people actually use this card?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:34pm
  • The one that came to my Halloween party strayed in with a hotter chic. So we couldn't kick her out, and no one was hard up enough to take it home!y neighbor came up to me that evening and said that was some funny shit.... But his wife was insanely pissed :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:54pm
  • it must be the high school guy that are writing on here cause real men don't do this. REAL men care if people make it home safe or not. Or at least the real men around here. And to you dumb fucks that actually act like this, I'm going to laugh my ass off when you get a girl pregnant and your daughter is some ugly fat chick that has to live with here daddy forever because she can't get anyone to like her! -Brit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:26am
  • He says ugly girls and everyone automatically assumes fat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:28am
  • If you pass out you pass out. If I shelter your drunken ass you're cleaning or sucking. At that point your cumdumpster is useless to me. You fucking slob. Drunk girls are coll for ten mins. then annoying till they drop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:40am
  • Wow. Women have absolutely no clue what drives men by reading this text. It almost reminded me of this chick bragging to me about how many guys she's slept with as proof of her good looks. I just laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Go to he'll Britt your a dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I dunno what they do, why don't you ask your mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Hahahahaha! They float face down in the pool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:46am
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person is wondering what a girl of less attractiveness doed at a party because the person only knows what attractive girls do! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:52pm
  • They aren't at the party in the first place lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Hahaha @ 8:07 That's why driveways are for!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:25pm
  • What a cunt, cum dumpster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:04am
  • has no one seen the movie kids where the passed out girl on the couch and had aids and the guy raped her and then it kept spreading Ewwwww people protect yourselves

    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:38pm
  • Hmmm I must be hot. Or partying with reeeally nice people...some of you guys are harsh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:39pm
  • they just pass out. They're ugly so no one messes with them. we just hope they don't puke or die. we want them to wake up and get the hell out and not even look at us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12am
  • they go home and sleep with their cats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:10am
  • they pull the try to move me off the couch card and the im a bitch and friends with hot girls that i will talk shit about you to card

    Submitted by musclemilk69 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:48am
  • I once had a hot Asian girl passed out on my party. Fucked her brains out lol ooh she was moanin and screaming like a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:18am
  • That's when u fuck them in the ass try donkey punching them it feels really good. Good look don't go to jail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 8:16- that should be a bible verse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:40pm
  • They are allowed to pass out on the couch, that way after they've crushed it down a few, they can be removed for the good looking chick. common knowledge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:45am
  • They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:09am
  • Man that's not even cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:05pm
  • THEY MAN THE CAMERA DUH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:28am
  • They either give head or sleep on the street

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:34am
  • Coyote Ugly. You just wake up and she's next to you naked in bed but you can't remember how the fuck she got there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:44pm
  • They don't get invited in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:21am
  • At my Halloween party I told a super drunk fat tub of goo that my neighbors pool deck was mine. I gave her an old towel to cover up with!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am
  • Your a retard Brit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Well I'm not ugly I'm hot and ugly girls at a party usually stay low n they scared to get rejected but they're there to be reconized!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:54pm