Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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"handcuffs" and "whipped" in the same sentence always makes it a good night.
Yeah, mixing dairy products and sex always sounds like more fun than it turns out to be.
Too bad he/she can't answer since they're in the ER with food poisoning from the "rancid whipped cream fiasco."
cheez whiz. try it
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