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  Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.

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  (410): Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP. http://tfl.nu/xvnv
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  Submitted by Murtagg on Feb 18, 11 at 4:03pm

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  "handcuffs" and "whipped" in the same sentence always makes it a good night.

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  Submitted by iwaslikewhoa on Feb 18, 11 at 9:43pm

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  Too bad he/she can't answer since they're in the ER with food poisoning from the "rancid whipped cream fiasco."

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  Submitted by SlappyLipschitz on Feb 18, 11 at 11:08pm

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  Yeah, mixing dairy products and sex always sounds like more fun than it turns out to be.

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  Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Feb 20, 11 at 3:32am

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  cheez whiz. try it

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