He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
there is puke in my bra ... again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.