Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.