I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.