Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.