Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10