when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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And off to the friendzone he goes..
Rarely do we get rewarded for being a gentleman.
How many personalities do you have, Snidely? ;-) And this dude I would definitely NOT friendzone!!!
You must be the exception considering pretty much every other chick considers this instant friendzone qualification
Agreed. He'd be #1 on my future husband list.
Obviously you aren't a gentleman if you consider being nice to a girl just a points system inorder for her to sleep with you. And people like you are why women are so hesitant to believe there are nice guys out there.
Go blow him right now. He deserves it.
Wow, texts like this restore my faith in the human race.
I can't believe any sane woman would put this guy in the friend zone
..Marry him, or I will. Seriously
you better have given him the best bj in the world.
Waffles will get you laid!!!!
Yeah the will!!!
keeper for sure
that sounds familiar to me, cept my man never stole a shopping cart, altho he has carried me home from the bar, even tho i puked all over him and he even changed me into pajamas. i say good deal.
He's a keeper
You better have his baby for this.
I read "tucked me in" as "fucked me in (the shopping cart)"
Yep he is going to get shoved straight into the friend zone.
Now he's a keeper!
He's def a keeper !! Hell, I'd marry him !!
He's gonna get friend zoned.
Yeah especially in newyork??
Let me find a guy who would do that for me. I would love him forever.
LMAO! Only on Staten Island! "heres your shopping cart madame"
I want someone like that
He is a man I would proudly call my brother.
I've done this so many times and Im still in the friend zone where I am destined to stay...lotta women just keep you there because there afraid you'll become like all the other assholes that they fucked
or honestly you're too good for them anyway after all it only takes one girl who will appreciate it all :)
lol the ones that would live 3000 miles away the ones here think im ga.y/a pussy if I don't molest them and if I do I'm a perv
I'm 3000 miles away. You Talkin about me? LOL.
a good guy, but will probably get stepped all over.
So your ideal man is one that enables your alcoholism, doesn't want sex and feeds you more calories than you will burn off. Anyone else see where this is headed?
A horrible snuff film?
Down voters be damned.
Yeah, marry him!
close, but no cigar. you can tell because he settled for you
Yu must be a big bitch if that nigga had to wheel yu.! Hahaha
I used to be a nice guy like that... and always got stuck in the friend zone. now I'm an ass and get laid 100% more often. lol this guy is quite nice but unless he fucked her brains out after waffles he is gonna get zoned
since this probably some girl in the city, she probably won't like him since he lives in a different part of the city
Husband that shit before he flies out a window or something!!!!!
Na he just wants to have buttsex
The man is clever. I mean, to deal like this with the lack of a car? Brilliant.
All the keepers are women saying he's being kept only as a friend right? Because that's what happens.
This text is old as shit but I gotta say, if I found a dude who did all this shit for me, I'd propose immediately after the waffles