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  • Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:36pm

    And off to the friendzone he goes..

    • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 5:13pm

      lmao yep!

      • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 10, 12 at 6:28pm

        Rarely do we get rewarded for being a gentleman.

        • Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:13pm

          How many personalities do you have, Snidely? ;-) And this dude I would definitely NOT friendzone!!!

          • Submitted by marchalj on Jan 11, 12 at 11:40am

            You must be the exception considering pretty much every other chick considers this instant friendzone qualification

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            Submitted by erisblake on Jan 31, 12 at 10:42pm

            Agreed. He'd be #1 on my future husband list.

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          Submitted by flannelpower on Jan 30, 13 at 9:56pm

          Obviously you aren't a gentleman if you consider being nice to a girl just a points system inorder for her to sleep with you. And people like you are why women are so hesitant to believe there are nice guys out there.

  • Submitted by ebm56 on Jan 10, 12 at 6:25pm

    Go blow him right now. He deserves it.

  • Submitted by WSA1327 on Jan 10, 12 at 5:10pm

    Marry him.

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 10, 12 at 4:31pm

    Wow, texts like this restore my faith in the human race.

  • Submitted by bollywoodflow on Jan 10, 12 at 5:55pm

    ..Marry him, or I will. Seriously

  • Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:13pm

    I can't believe any sane woman would put this guy in the friend zone

  • Submitted by playin on Jan 10, 12 at 8:28pm

    you better have given him the best bj in the world.

  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 10, 12 at 10:32pm

    Waffles will get you laid!!!!

  • Submitted by MsMurder813 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:57am

    that sounds familiar to me, cept my man never stole a shopping cart, altho he has carried me home from the bar, even tho i puked all over him and he even changed me into pajamas. i say good deal.

  • Submitted by choke_me on Jan 10, 12 at 9:15pm

    He's a keeper

  • Submitted by ImFckngMattDamon on Jan 10, 12 at 11:26pm

    keeper for sure

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 10, 12 at 9:51pm

    You better have his baby for this.

  • Submitted by EHSBaby on Jan 10, 12 at 10:48pm

    Now he's a keeper!

  • Submitted by Distint on Jan 12, 12 at 11:16am

    He's gonna get friend zoned.

  • Submitted by zooker on Jan 11, 12 at 3:18am

    Yep he is going to get shoved straight into the friend zone.

  • Submitted by sumtimes on Jan 11, 12 at 5:32am

    He's def a keeper !! Hell, I'd marry him !!

  • Submitted by naturesfreak on Jan 13, 12 at 4:02am

    Let me find a guy who would do that for me. I would love him forever.

  • Submitted by tlovell on Jan 10, 12 at 4:26pm

    I read "tucked me in" as "fucked me in (the shopping cart)"

  • Submitted by ttchuii1 on Jan 10, 12 at 9:22pm


  • Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:39pm

    Yeah especially in newyork??

  • Submitted by Bewilderedbitch on Jan 12, 12 at 5:28pm

    LMAO! Only on Staten Island! "heres your shopping cart madame"

  • Submitted by rose26 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:04am

    I want someone like that

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    Submitted by Nidonemo on Jan 13, 12 at 3:44pm

    He is a man I would proudly call my brother.

  • Submitted by rockinlereddir on Jan 12, 12 at 2:27am

    comment submitted!

  • Submitted by PostHocErgo on Jan 11, 12 at 10:25am

    So your ideal man is one that enables your alcoholism, doesn't want sex and feeds you more calories than you will burn off. Anyone else see where this is headed?

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 8:05pm

    I've done this so many times and Im still in the friend zone where I am destined to stay...lotta women just keep you there because there afraid you'll become like all the other assholes that they fucked

    • Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 10, 12 at 8:28pm

      or honestly you're too good for them anyway after all it only takes one girl who will appreciate it all :)

      • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 11:07pm

        lol the ones that would live 3000 miles away the ones here think im ga.y/a pussy if I don't molest them and if I do I'm a perv

        • Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:21am

          I'm 3000 miles away. You Talkin about me? LOL.

  • Submitted by mmtija on Jan 12, 12 at 3:48am

    a good guy, but will probably get stepped all over.

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    Submitted by rippedrick on Jan 21, 12 at 1:17am

    Pure class

  • Submitted by hilltopper on Jan 11, 12 at 9:19am


  • Submitted by Burns on Jan 10, 12 at 8:25pm

    Down voters be damned.

  • Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 10, 12 at 9:34pm


  • Submitted by cashmoneybby2 on Jan 10, 12 at 8:26pm

    Yu must be a big bitch if that nigga had to wheel yu.! Hahaha

  • Submitted by tommyboy20 on Jan 12, 12 at 7:30am

    I used to be a nice guy like that... and always got stuck in the friend zone. now I'm an ass and get laid 100% more often. lol this guy is quite nice but unless he fucked her brains out after waffles he is gonna get zoned

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    Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jul 1, 13 at 12:11am

    Husband that shit before he flies out a window or something!!!!!

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 30, 12 at 12:29am

    Marry him.

  • Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 10, 12 at 6:42pm

    since this probably some girl in the city, she probably won't like him since he lives in a different part of the city

  • Submitted by Austimagne on Jan 15, 12 at 1:09am

    close, but no cigar. you can tell because he settled for you

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    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 26, 12 at 12:24am

    Yeah, marry him!

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    Submitted by boood on Jan 16, 12 at 3:44pm

    The man is clever. I mean, to deal like this with the lack of a car? Brilliant.

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 22, 12 at 11:01pm

    Na he just wants to have buttsex

  • Submitted by kingcrow on Jan 12, 12 at 11:48pm

    All the keepers are women saying he's being kept only as a friend right? Because that's what happens.