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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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The motto everyone should live by!!
my type of celebration
Bigjwilly, you are dumb, you're attempt at sounding educated and calling the band hed planet earth was dumb. They go by hed p.e. Have a special day :)
But I bet he only got the bong hits.
That's a Hed PE song......
10:27 lighten up! Goodness! No need to be an ass.
215, please. If you call someone dumb at least check your spelling. Notice I used "your" correctly entirely for your benefit
Followed by shits?
So he's sitting home alone jacking off?
(hed) Planet Earth! anybody??
Stealing shit from kotten mouth kings
Their album is out today. I see what they did there.
actually I don't think that was KMK. I believe that was first (hed) PE. Their bonus track to bitches! All in all, a great line though
(hed) PE back in 1997.\n\n:P
I've heard of the three b's a man should never forget: beer, bongs and bitches. But this one is catchier.
Life has it's simple pleasures.
i hope he quits. do u have an extra pair of oven mits?
def. a song by hedPE
10:27 doesn't get any ass so there mad at the whole fucking planet!!
kottonmouth kings is the shit (:
Win.
That's how we do it in the 662
Haha what better way is there!
KMMMKKKK. damn everyone on here's dumb as shit kotttonmouth kings allllll day!
10:25- Go kill yourself.
I fell asleep on my man last night because I suck at life and can't take his big dick
Kmk<3
Kottonmouth kings
11:01 they're*
It's like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!
Great line!
great song tho
thats a song
Nothing better !
First.. A man with a plan I say. Air high 5
That a way to represent central Mississippi.
That's a song
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