It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.