I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Or one that looks like a sleeping cat...
It would be very funny if this were a straight guy saying that if he had been blessed with more man-meat, he wouldn't get left so often, and thus he is owed something.
Or you don't deserve to be treated as good as he treated you?
Yeah, I'm sure you know this person and all the details of his/her relationship.
Yea the next guy u get wont have a bigger dick he'll be a bigger dick.
or that you like girls?
Or you need one with herpes or HIV next.
well since your from memphis you should hit me up
Go for it