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    Submitted by joe_says_so on Feb 7, 11 at 12:59am

    Or one that looks like a sleeping cat...

  • 87 97
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 6, 11 at 6:37pm

    Amen sister!

  • 84 95
    Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Feb 7, 11 at 3:48am

    It would be very funny if this were a straight guy saying that if he had been blessed with more man-meat, he wouldn't get left so often, and thus he is owed something.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 6, 11 at 2:47pm

    Or you don't deserve to be treated as good as he treated you?

    • 74 93
      Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 6, 11 at 8:28pm

      Yeah, I'm sure you know this person and all the details of his/her relationship.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by z28camaro67 on Feb 7, 11 at 8:04am

    Yea the next guy u get wont have a bigger dick he'll be a bigger dick.

  • 63 89
    Submitted by vfhmvycvnhdx on Feb 6, 11 at 11:33pm

    Whore

  • Submitted by Michguy on Feb 6, 11 at 6:58pm

    Or you need one with herpes or HIV next.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by roflberries on Feb 7, 11 at 5:50am

    or that you like girls?

  • Submitted by MuDsLuTz on Feb 7, 11 at 12:53am

    well since your from memphis you should hit me up

  • Submitted by monicaluv on Feb 6, 11 at 8:06pm

    Go for it