He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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dibs on is a stupid name for any girl - no wonder he isn't getting any
And he's called dibs twice.
You are not supposed to shoot your wingman!
Diva rule is overruled by the "my penis is in her" rule
Ya know this could easily be a lesbian, my brother used to see who could pick up a girl first all the time
Competitive? Not so much. \nLatent homosexual? Stranger things have happened, you big bush-getter you! ;)
his fault for bringing your attention to her, and win for (609)!
But how many did you get pregnant?
Barney Stinson, anyone?
Murp i agree hes legendary
His fault for calling dibbs on anything with at least one tit. Fired.
That's what friends are for