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  • Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 22, 10 at 3:38pm

    I like the new setup for comments. All those "first" fuckers get sent down to the bottom where they belong.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:41pm

      I like that screen name! Nice!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:26am

    must be that dry british humor thay none of us americans understand

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:29pm

    Letting them down easy :D

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:17pm

    I see a case of Swamp Ass in your future...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:40pm

    5:08, thank you so much! I feel so privlaged to know this! My life is actually better now, so thank you. Here in America we also have an interesting expression: "fuck off." not only is it direct, but it gets the point across

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:17pm

    Haha uve said what many people wish they could...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:55pm

    Aww... True love!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:52pm

    Wow your UK info is super interesting. Thanks for enlightening us poor Americans.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:47pm

    Hahahhahahahahashahhahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:40am

    Hahahahhahahhahahhaha so funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:13pm

    pretty sure 5:08 is a wanker himself. and wanker is aussie.

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    Submitted by jspetro17 on Jan 22, 10 at 3:34pm

    hahahahahahah this is one of the funniest texts i've seen on here

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:45am

    Hahaha wow that one really made me laugh.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:56pm

    Baby mama

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:38am

    Wow.. That's called being a dick..

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    Submitted by meghanthefox on Jan 22, 10 at 7:33pm

    im laughing so hard. im going to start saying this to people

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:32pm

    Bahaha ew

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:26am

    Lmfaoooooo

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    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 22, 10 at 3:44pm

    nice baby mama reference

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:16pm

    How big a knife are we talkin about? I mean how bad could he really be. Machette? Butterfly? Kitchen? Pocket? I could deal with pocket.

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    Submitted by FMLUtah on Apr 6, 10 at 3:29am

    What a douchebag

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:59am

    Fuck britian bunch of pussies with bad teeth

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 11:45pm

    This is the first one I've laughed out load to in zlo g time. Hahaha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:36am

    Ahhhhhhhh it was semi humorous......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:00am

    8:40 I love you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:30pm

    Lmao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:45am

    This is fuckingg hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:55pm

    Ow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:13pm

    We have a phrase in the US: No.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:08pm

    Here in the UK we have a lovely turn of phrase of similar sentiment. It would have looked like this: (612): maybe I'll see you again later :) (774): I'd rather wank off my dad. Feel free to use this expression American people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:38pm

    Lmfao!!! Too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:52pm

    I have the worlds biggest cock, I'm serious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:18pm

    Hahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:45pm

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? This is halarious why does everyone dislike it?!

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 9:06pm

    yeeeeah more people should like this, like it's so funnnny

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    Submitted by moglik on Dec 19, 10 at 9:20pm

    This is funny as hell!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:31am

    Idk the first person must be just awful shitting a knife is no picnic

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 29, 11 at 4:45am

    Rejection. Burn. Shutdown. I could go on for a while.

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    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 3:09am

    I am using this to turn down all my fuck buddies. And I have a lot of them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:57pm

    Not to be one of those fuckers that say this but ... Fake

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      Submitted by Britbrat20 on Jan 22, 10 at 8:56pm

      I don't want to hear you say fake ever again you understand me???

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        Submitted by beachbabyyy on Jan 25, 10 at 1:26am

        what the fuck is your problem?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:10am

    Seriously this made me cry soo effing funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:35pm

    Lmfao

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    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 13, 10 at 6:26pm

    I've always wanted to say this to someone. To whoever posted this: I salute you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:15pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:18pm

    first!