maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I like the new setup for comments. All those "first" fuckers get sent down to the bottom where they belong.
I like that screen name! Nice!
must be that dry british humor thay none of us americans understand
Wow your UK info is super interesting. Thanks for enlightening us poor Americans.
5:08, thank you so much! I feel so privlaged to know this! My life is actually better now, so thank you.
Here in America we also have an interesting expression: "fuck off." not only is it direct, but it gets the point across
pretty sure 5:08 is a wanker himself. and wanker is aussie.
Hahahahhahahhahahhaha so funny
Letting them down easy :D
Haha uve said what many people wish they could...
I see a case of Swamp Ass in your future...
im laughing so hard. im going to start saying this to people
Fuck britian bunch of pussies with bad teeth
This is funny as hell!!!
Hahaha wow that one really made me laugh.
Aww... True love!!
nice baby mama reference
What a douchebag
hahahahahahah this is one of the funniest texts i've seen on here
How big a knife are we talkin about? I mean how bad could he really be. Machette? Butterfly? Kitchen? Pocket? I could deal with pocket.
I am using this to turn down all my fuck buddies. And I have a lot of them.
Lmfao!!! Too funny
Wow.. That's called being a dick..
yeeeeah more people should like this, like it's so funnnny
This is the first one I've laughed out load to in zlo g time. Hahaha.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
This is halarious why does everyone dislike it?!
We have a phrase in the US: No.
This is fuckingg hilarious.
Rejection. Burn. Shutdown. I could go on for a while.
8:40 I love you
Idk the first person must be just awful
shitting a knife is no picnic
Ahhhhhhhh it was semi humorous......
Here in the UK we have a lovely turn of phrase of similar sentiment. It would have looked like this:
(612): maybe I'll see you again later :)
(774): I'd rather wank off my dad.
Feel free to use this expression American people.
Seriously this made me cry soo effing funny!
I have the worlds biggest cock, I'm serious
Not to be one of those fuckers that say this but ... Fake
I don't want to hear you say fake ever again you understand me???
what the fuck is your problem?
I've always wanted to say this to someone. To whoever posted this: I salute you.