GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.