Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half