I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Where do I sign up? lol...
Wouldn't mind being face to face with a whispering eye right about now...
OP here. Yes I'm a dude. Yes she's a girl. No she didn't go for it. :'(
next time send that out as a mass text, i'm sure you'll catch a few fish with bait like that ;)
You didn't copyright this line did you?
Having her lower lips blocking your view of her upper lips ….excellent tactic!
If she can understand you, you're doing it wrong.
-cue "Sit on my Face" by Monty Python-
I'm a girl, I live in 407, and I would leap at this opportunity
Where do I find the girls willing to sign up? :P
I will, where do you live
how do you know he is texting a girl?
Hahahaha, oh Orlando...
sounds like heaven.
OP is a dude!
OP here. Yes, I'm a guy, and yes, she's a girl. And no, she didn't go for it.
Free mustache rides!!! Ill be here all week, thank you!!!
Whispering eye! Bahahaha! I love that movie!
If only we didn't live is far away....