I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Where do I sign up? lol...
Wouldn't mind being face to face with a whispering eye right about now...
OP here. Yes I'm a dude. Yes she's a girl. No she didn't go for it. :'(
next time send that out as a mass text, i'm sure you'll catch a few fish with bait like that ;)
You didn't copyright this line did you?
Having her lower lips blocking your view of her upper lips ….excellent tactic!
If she can understand you, you're doing it wrong.
how do you know he is texting a girl?
-cue "Sit on my Face" by Monty Python-
Where do I find the girls willing to sign up? :P
I'm a girl, I live in 407, and I would leap at this opportunity
sounds like heaven.
I will, where do you live
Hahahaha, oh Orlando...
OP here. Yes, I'm a guy, and yes, she's a girl. And no, she didn't go for it.
Free mustache rides!!! Ill be here all week, thank you!!!
Whispering eye! Bahahaha! I love that movie!
OP is a dude!
If only we didn't live is far away....