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  • Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 9, 10 at 2:47pm

    that's what friends are for

  • Submitted by arbasdof on Jun 9, 10 at 5:27pm

    Lotion and bra? Now you're Dad thinks you are straight but can't get laid and you're last resort is masturbating to a bra in your car.

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 9, 10 at 4:26pm

    Either that or a drag queen

  • Submitted by lil on Jun 9, 10 at 3:29pm

    thank God for women

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    Submitted by jayhawka on Jun 16, 10 at 12:39am

    she must have been listening to drake.

  • Submitted by DearAndrew on Jun 9, 10 at 4:39pm

    Creepermagnet22, thankyou! I mean honestly isn't this supposed to be a funny thing rather than having dumb people get on here just to critisize how people spell words or don't properly use contractions?\nRead the text\nLaugh,\n comment,\n rate, \nLeave, \nIt's not that difficult people

  • Submitted by wwiiace on Jun 9, 10 at 5:42pm

    Yeah def. Purpleispretty is the dumbest grammar whore. Tiny mind - not smart - to give a shit here.

  • Submitted by yeah_bitch on Jun 10, 10 at 11:01am


  • Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 10, 10 at 7:11am

    Thank me later bitchhhhhhhh June 15

  • Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 3:28pm

    Grammer police!

    • Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:33pm

      Maybe you should learn to spell "grammar" before you criticize the OP. But yes, we are all aware it should be "you're" straight, and "father's." It's a text. get over it.

  • Submitted by z_a_n_e on Jun 14, 10 at 2:39am

    East Texas represent.

  • Submitted by sevran on Jun 10, 10 at 1:35am

    Everyone needs a friend like that in those dire times. =P

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    Submitted by mini17man on Jun 9, 10 at 11:07pm

    Lol nice one arbasdof

  • Submitted by neildo on Jun 10, 10 at 8:36pm

    Silly faggit dicks r for chicks!!!

  • Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 10, 10 at 12:30am

    Could be a tranvestite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 9:30pm

    Or that you were a bra and like to be silky smooth

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 3:06pm

    You're *