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  • that's what friends are for

    Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 9, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Lotion and bra? Now you're Dad thinks you are straight but can't get laid and you're last resort is masturbating to a bra in your car.

    Submitted by arbasdof on Jun 9, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Either that or a drag queen

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 9, 10 at 4:26pm
  • thank God for women

    Submitted by lil on Jun 9, 10 at 3:29pm
  • she must have been listening to drake.

    Submitted by jayhawka on Jun 16, 10 at 12:39am
  • Creepermagnet22, thankyou! I mean honestly isn't this supposed to be a funny thing rather than having dumb people get on here just to critisize how people spell words or don't properly use contractions?\nRead the text\nLaugh,\n comment,\n rate, \nLeave, \nIt's not that difficult people

    Submitted by DearAndrew on Jun 9, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Yeah def. Purpleispretty is the dumbest grammar whore. Tiny mind - not smart - to give a shit here.

    Submitted by wwiiace on Jun 9, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Mom.....?

    Submitted by yeah_bitch on Jun 10, 10 at 11:01am
  • East Texas represent.

    Submitted by z_a_n_e on Jun 14, 10 at 2:39am
  • Grammer police!

    Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 3:28pm
    • Maybe you should learn to spell "grammar" before you criticize the OP. But yes, we are all aware it should be "you're" straight, and "father's." It's a text. get over it.

      Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Everyone needs a friend like that in those dire times. =P

    Submitted by sevran on Jun 10, 10 at 1:35am
  • Thank me later bitchhhhhhhh June 15

    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 10, 10 at 7:11am
  • Lol nice one arbasdof

    Submitted by mini17man on Jun 9, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Silly faggit dicks r for chicks!!!

    Submitted by neildo on Jun 10, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Or that you were a bra and like to be silky smooth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Could be a tranvestite

    Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 10, 10 at 12:30am
  • You're *

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 3:06pm