This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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Did you really think that phone sex girls were hot? Did you think they'd be 5'10" and 120 lbs and sexy in real life?
I'm taller than everyone when I lay down.
-dude with an enormous boner
9:45- 150 lbs at 5'5" is nasty? That's actually a very average weight for that height. You have high standards!
This bitch is just my type!
-Token Black Guy
i liked this because there might be one less creep calling 900 numbers
Enh, some are better looking then others. I knew a fairly cute one once.
LIke you're perfect, asshole.
Good lord, she weighs as much as an offensive lineman!
Why do you think she does phone sex and not real sex? Most phone sex operators are probably old, ugly, fat or male.
150 is average but still overweight by medical standards - but I really don't think I'd call it nasty!
Also I met as phone sex operator once that was about 5'0" and proba 300 lbs, gray hair, walked with a cane - but she had 9 clitoris piercings
I am fat. I used to be a phone sex op. Now I am a corrections officer. I now firmly believe that if you call phone sex lines you are probably going to end up an incarcerated felon if you were not already.
I think OP means original post or poster. Either way...
No dude, you met a woman who claimed to do phone sex. Probably just to freak you out.
Besides, you're paying for the fantasy - if you wanted a real woman, you wouldn't be jerking off, phone or no phone. The fantasy is in your head, not in her monumental rolls of flab.
10:46..agreed......if your 5'5 you should be in the 125-130 range....150 means its time to put down the cupcakes
7:27 A hot woman is 5'10? Guess my 5'2 self is out of luck.
Well you have probaly jerked it to a dude that sounds like a woman a time or two. Ewe that gave me the shivers.
10:29-it may be average in america where the majority is overweight, but 5'5 and weighing in the 150s is overweight
I knew that the smoking hot ones were doing phone sex.
Texas phone sexas.
My exgirlfriend's mom worked the phone sex lines too. She was about 40, 5'5" and 150 nasty pounds.
I think she worked with me, in retail that is.
Thank you 0843, I figured it was but I wasn't entirely sure.
11:52AM - you counted the piercings?
That's my type..... but so is any type that'll put out.
Back and forth forever
@7:27 - we're all the same height lying down!
What is OP?? Anyone?
Can this be any more predictable....really a fat phone sex operator? Never heard that before...