i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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