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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 28, 11 at 1:38pm

    You'll always fail to be intoxicated by 100% of the shots you don't drink.

  • Submitted by hotwomen on Jun 28, 11 at 11:54am

    wow. this websites goin' downhill, fast

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    Submitted by lilwaynesimmonds on Jun 28, 11 at 5:53pm

    It was fine until they made fun of Gretzky.

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    Submitted by ng7899 on Jun 28, 11 at 1:04pm

    usually i hate it when people bitch about the site, but they're right on this one. not funny at all.

  • 72 48
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 28, 11 at 1:51pm

    Enjoy it, that's probably as good as your life will ever get.

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    Submitted by cubscout on Jun 28, 11 at 1:07pm

    Lame.

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    Submitted by wellz99 on Jun 28, 11 at 12:16pm

    Agree with hotwomen. Screen these better

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    Submitted by archer79 on Jun 28, 11 at 11:55am

    Lame

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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jun 28, 11 at 11:08pm

    just send me my royalty checks for "Don't ever change" and "Have a great summer". Sick of fuckin copyright infringement.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by hsm531 on Jun 28, 11 at 11:24pm

    Lemieux>Gretzky. GOOD DAY SIR.

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    Submitted by chefdaddydog on Jul 3, 11 at 10:06pm

    The sad part is........fucking ALL of it!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by a7xisacult on Jun 29, 11 at 1:17am

    Yea this site is getting really stupid, I'm thinking bout deleting

  • 52 67
    Submitted by ayeimalyssa on Jun 28, 11 at 3:05pm

    55 people used those quotes.

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    Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on Jun 28, 11 at 11:51am

    Haha love it, shot irony. "Well, let's not miss this shot."

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    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 28, 11 at 12:37pm

    Wow your really cool, your like 12, did your mom buy you your keg?

    • 40 49
      Submitted by docsticks on Jun 28, 11 at 5:13pm

      unless ive been getting the wrong kegs... your an idiot

    • 41 53
      Submitted by captainb3rg on Jun 28, 11 at 11:59pm

      you're* a dumbass

      • 38 49
        Submitted by docsticks on Jun 29, 11 at 6:12pm

        my pride kept me from correcting my auto correct...

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    Submitted by  on Sep 22, 12 at 1:24pm

    Gretzky is a boss.

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    Submitted by mvk34 on Jul 3, 11 at 11:33am

    If a teacher said this, then its hilarious.