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  • Dude, the part where you pretend to care is what gets the appreciative blowjob. You can't skip it. You have to actually let her vent, otherwise she has nothing to be appreciative about. Idiot.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 11 at 7:52pm
  • Yeah that'll get you a good blowjob....

    Submitted by tayacb on Jul 29, 11 at 4:49pm
  • Can we skip to the part where she calls off the relationship because you are emotionally unavailable and you have words which leads to a love tap (by you) in the form of a kidney shot and her 2 ghetto cousins have to defend her honor by fracturing you skull with a pipe?

    Submitted by enormoustard on Jul 30, 11 at 3:39am
  • women can fake orgasms.... but men can fake love

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 29, 11 at 11:33pm
  • Why would she gobble his knob just for listening for a bit?? And, I'm a straight guy sayin' that..

    Submitted by JAB2010 on Jul 30, 11 at 12:01am
  • Jackass

    Submitted by highestof5s on Jul 29, 11 at 6:16pm
  • ...amen brother!!!

    Submitted by wowfml71 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:18am
  • .....well at least he is direct

    Submitted by superafro on Jul 30, 11 at 1:20am
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:30am
  • Arthurlux knows what's up. You gotta fake it, that's how you get the goods.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 29, 11 at 10:22pm
  • asshole.

    Submitted by crispyguhh on Aug 4, 11 at 6:48pm
  • Venting is now cumming. I like that.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 29, 11 at 7:44pm
  • Now ur dick can vent in her mouth... :-)

    Submitted by ESDADDY on Jul 29, 11 at 8:18pm
  • fucking Regulate!

    Submitted by carter_ronin on Jul 29, 11 at 4:05pm