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  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:08am

    you're right 2:25. you are retarded.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:40am

    God I hope this isn't someone I told I that I got engaged tog day...

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:49am

    Well you'll get the last laugh when the majority of your friend's marriages end in divorce.

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:53pm

    this is like an exact quote from sex and the city. real original.

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:29am

    tell me about it! my mother send me to an all-girls school and now all the girls I went to school with are getting married (20 out a grad class of 57). The other day she asked me why I wasn't engaged and then say I'll end up an old maid. I'm 22.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:45am

    wouldn't shooting your own face ENCOURAGE the cats to eat it?

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:10pm

    Yeah it's funny that when u aren't married everyone who is says don't rush it!!! Like it's a bad thing!! Makes u wonder...

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:57pm

    I love fucking engaged and married girls.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:34pm

    Stop being so bitter OP.

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:45pm

    I'm allergic to cats, so I guess I don't have to worry about that...

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:42pm

    wow 6:45, way to kill the party.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:42pm

    hahaha i'm with you. or i'm thinking more along the lines of wild dogs, a la bridget jones.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:49am

    9:12 you'll be just as annoying when u get married. Why not be?! It's exciting

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:28pm

    fuck marriage, whats the point of it anyways

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:01pm

    Oh god same here. bridesmaid 13 fucking times

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:50pm

    I'm sure the cats could just eat her there problom avoided

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:16am

    @ 9.50 well no one in my year has had kids yet. must be all that good catholic schooling. or the abortions half my final year had. last week my mother was saying she really wants grand kids. I said to her "what would u say if I were pregnant?" mum: "Well i would force you to get married and then i would be happy because I would be having a grandchild".

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:46am

    Sex and the city quote

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:54pm

    Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings here, but...the cats will eat whatever the fuck they feel like when you are dead. Including your mutilated face. I've seen then eat what was left after my neighbor swallowed a shotgun.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:10pm

    I'm entertaining the thought of knowing these people. I know I've told someone that more than a few times.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:59pm

    so selfish...whos gonna feed the cats when ur gone

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:59pm

    Actually wouldn't that make them go for your face first??

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:18am

    at least you can fuck your cats

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:47am

    bad night but funny eh.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:50am

    :( @ 8:29...22 is too young to get married in my opinion. i know how you feel. everyone from my school got married/knocked up as soon as they graduated. its pathetic.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:42pm

    I was 19 when I got engaged and happily married for 5 years now.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:58pm

    People that down people getting engaged are just jealous. And to whoever said 22 is too young.. It all depends on the person. I am 22

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:39pm

    @11:53 straight up season 2

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:25am

    Sorry to say this but: I'm Engaged!!! Lol retarded 8=D

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:03pm

    Lovely. Married girls are the biggest sluts out there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:04pm

    sorry your life sucks so bad you cant be happy for your friends