if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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this is like an exact quote from sex and the city. real original.
God I hope this isn't someone I told I that I got engaged tog
Well you'll get the last laugh when the majority of your friend's marriages end in divorce.
you're right 2:25.
you are retarded.
wouldn't shooting your own face ENCOURAGE the cats to eat it?
Yeah it's funny that when u aren't married everyone who is says don't rush it!!! Like it's a bad thing!! Makes u wonder...
I love fucking engaged and married girls.
tell me about it! my mother send me to an all-girls school and now all the girls I went to school with are getting married (20 out a grad class of 57). The other day she asked me why I wasn't engaged and then say I'll end up an old maid. I'm 22.
fuck marriage, whats the point of it anyways
Stop being so bitter OP.
I'm allergic to cats, so I guess I don't have to worry about that...
Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings here, but...the cats will eat whatever the fuck they feel like when you are dead. Including your mutilated face. I've seen then eat what was left after my neighbor swallowed a shotgun.
People that down people getting engaged are just jealous. And to whoever said 22 is too young.. It all depends on the person. I am 22
@ 9.50 well no one in my year has had kids yet. must be all that good catholic schooling. or the abortions half my final year had. last week my mother was saying she really wants grand kids. I said to her "what would u say if I were pregnant?" mum: "Well i would force you to get married and then i would be happy because I would be having a grandchild".
wow 6:45, way to kill the party.
so selfish...whos gonna feed the cats when ur gone
hahaha i'm with you. or i'm thinking more along the lines of wild dogs, a la bridget jones.
9:12 you'll be just as annoying when u get married. Why not be?! It's exciting
Oh god same here. bridesmaid 13 fucking times
I'm sure the cats could just eat her there problom avoided
@11:53 straight up season 2
Sex and the city quote
I was 19 when I got engaged and happily married for 5 years now.
sorry your life sucks so bad you cant be happy for your friends
Actually wouldn't that make them go for your face first??
bad night but funny eh.
I'm entertaining the thought of knowing these people. I know I've told someone that more than a few times.
at least you can fuck your cats
:( @ 8:29...22 is too young to get married in my opinion. i know how you feel. everyone from my school got married/knocked up as soon as they graduated. its pathetic.
Sorry to say this but:
Lol retarded 8=D
Lovely. Married girls are the biggest sluts out there