I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I'll be the first to say that I do not have a 10 inch penis. However, I try to make up for that with a lengthy, flexible tounge.
You must have a lot of room in there. Do they call you "the black hole?"
Wouldn't you rather have him possess girth?
Sure, as long as I get to imagine You with 44FF tits, the smoothest, sweetest pussy, the best damn cook ever, able to deep throat my modest cock, and not cheating on me...then yeah, undress and endow at will.
wait, I fail to see how big dick is equivalent to perfect "female package" (in your eyes). the woman you described best get a big dick attached to nice abs, able to deliver multiple orgasms, not cheating, etc etc. having a big dick does not make someone and adonis, and your sad defensively sexist comment is just embarrassing
also, may I say as a boob connoisseur that FF is almost always too big, except on big girls.
Your grammar amuses me. Also your grasp of what the word sexist means and your presumption of what you think the perfect 'female package' is to me. All very amusing. Thank you. :-)
how are you trying to talk about grammar when you said "as long as I get to imagine you with...the best damn cook ever" etc. I didn't presume anything about the perfect female package, you explicitly described it. I said a big dick doesn't all on it's own deserve your perfect female, she'd better get a perfect male attached to the giant penis. \n\nyour post was sexist; your failure to see how it is sexist amuses me. so thank YOU kindly.
...and yes, you failed to see a lot of things past the words.
That would hurt
Trust me, 8 is enough.
Not going to lie, if a guy with a 10 inch dick walked up to me and said let's fuck, I'd turn it down. Is he going to pay for the damage done to my uterus after? Because that baby will need some repairs.
@ SoMuchStupidity You'd get whiplash from tits that huge. It'd be like motorboating a pair of inflatable rafts.
Exaggerated to make a point. Man, facetiousness is wasted on all y'all. Also, no more injury from those than the typical woman would get from a ten incher. heh.
If you can fuck a girl so hard she gets whiplash then my hat's off to you my friend.
this app is just teenagers arguing about the size of their dicks. even tho we all know all of them dont have what they say they have. get over it. the funny thing is the ones that thumbs down this comment are the ones im most likely directing this towards.
If he/she always looking for that 10 imcher than they get disappointed all the time and she must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
what a co incidence.he must have undressed your friend with his eyes.and must have given her the 10 inched penis.
It may be a little too big, but 8 inches is just right
The odds it's that long are extremely small. Probably less than 1 percent of men have a penis that long. Can he get it all the way in? No.
The black hole?! Don't be mad because you have a 4 inch penis.
I hope so, too.
10.04, ur girl sounds like a slut
@kailsayshello lmfao you're such a fucktard you made me laugh
does 8.5 count
@colabea shut the fuck up you dumbfuck
compelling argument! bravo
If the girl is over 6' tall it might fit all the way
Don't we all?
14.5 inches actually... But whos counting?! (cue fake audience laughter)
My bf has a 10 inch :) no joke. He's torn me. Best. Sex. Evar.
Like my girlfriend Reminds me of all the time, there are other big dicks out there. Mine isn't that special. And it's not what keeps us together. However. She does say it is an added bonus.