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  • I'll be the first to say that I do not have a 10 inch penis. However, I try to make up for that with a lengthy, flexible tounge.

    Submitted by schlock on Nov 15, 10 at 12:47pm
  • You must have a lot of room in there. Do they call you "the black hole?"

    Submitted by cldean3 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Wouldn't you rather have him possess girth?

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Nov 15, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Trust me, 8 is enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 8:00pm
  • Sure, as long as I get to imagine You with 44FF tits, the smoothest, sweetest pussy, the best damn cook ever, able to deep throat my modest cock, and not cheating on me...then yeah, undress and endow at will.

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Nov 15, 10 at 1:37pm
    • wait, I fail to see how big dick is equivalent to perfect "female package" (in your eyes). the woman you described best get a big dick attached to nice abs, able to deliver multiple orgasms, not cheating, etc etc. having a big dick does not make someone and adonis, and your sad defensively sexist comment is just embarrassing

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:27pm
      • also, may I say as a boob connoisseur that FF is almost always too big, except on big girls.

        Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:29pm
      • Your grammar amuses me. Also your grasp of what the word sexist means and your presumption of what you think the perfect 'female package' is to me. All very amusing. Thank you. :-)

        Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Nov 16, 10 at 5:37am
        • how are you trying to talk about grammar when you said "as long as I get to imagine you with...the best damn cook ever" etc. I didn't presume anything about the perfect female package, you explicitly described it. I said a big dick doesn't all on it's own deserve your perfect female, she'd better get a perfect male attached to the giant penis. \n\nyour post was sexist; your failure to see how it is sexist amuses me. so thank YOU kindly.

          Submitted by colabea on Nov 17, 10 at 5:16am
      • ...and yes, you failed to see a lot of things past the words.

        Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Nov 16, 10 at 5:40am
  • That would hurt

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 3:26pm
  • @ SoMuchStupidity You'd get whiplash from tits that huge. It'd be like motorboating a pair of inflatable rafts.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 5:06pm
    • Exaggerated to make a point. Man, facetiousness is wasted on all y'all. Also, no more injury from those than the typical woman would get from a ten incher. heh.

      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Nov 16, 10 at 5:39am
      • If you can fuck a girl so hard she gets whiplash then my hat's off to you my friend.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 16, 10 at 7:45am
  • Not going to lie, if a guy with a 10 inch dick walked up to me and said let's fuck, I'd turn it down. Is he going to pay for the damage done to my uterus after? Because that baby will need some repairs.

    Submitted by ashes811 on Nov 16, 10 at 4:29am
  • It may be a little too big, but 8 inches is just right

    Submitted by LynnZee on Nov 15, 10 at 1:12pm
  • If he/she always looking for that 10 imcher than they get disappointed all the time and she must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    Submitted by rightsaidfred on Nov 15, 10 at 1:42pm
  • this app is just teenagers arguing about the size of their dicks. even tho we all know all of them dont have what they say they have. get over it. the funny thing is the ones that thumbs down this comment are the ones im most likely directing this towards.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Nov 15, 10 at 1:29pm
  • The black hole?! Don't be mad because you have a 4 inch penis.

    Submitted by marla_singer77 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:42pm
  • what a co incidence.he must have undressed your friend with his eyes.and must have given her the 10 inched penis.

    Submitted by canonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 1:24pm
  • I hope so, too.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Nov 15, 10 at 11:43am
  • The odds it's that long are extremely small. Probably less than 1 percent of men have a penis that long. Can he get it all the way in? No.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Nov 15, 10 at 6:58pm
  • @colabea shut the fuck up you dumbfuck

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 17, 10 at 2:16am
  • If the girl is over 6' tall it might fit all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 7:59pm
  • 10.04, ur girl sounds like a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 10:08pm
  • does 8.5 count

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Nov 15, 10 at 3:16pm
  • @kailsayshello lmfao you're such a fucktard you made me laugh

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 17, 10 at 2:18am
  • Lol!!

    Submitted by spoochie on Nov 15, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Don't we all?

    Submitted by brownsgirl on Nov 15, 10 at 2:57pm
  • 14.5 inches actually... But whos counting?! (cue fake audience laughter)

    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Nov 15, 10 at 1:53pm
  • My bf has a 10 inch :) no joke. He's torn me. Best. Sex. Evar.

    Submitted by kailsayshello on Nov 16, 10 at 12:13am
  • Like my girlfriend Reminds me of all the time, there are other big dicks out there. Mine isn't that special. And it's not what keeps us together. However. She does say it is an added bonus.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 15, 10 at 10:04pm