My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets