Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.