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  • 83 48
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 9, 12 at 12:13pm

    Reasonable requests.

  • 84 56
    Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 9, 12 at 2:03pm

    I can make bacon and grilled cheese too...

  • 82 61
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 9, 12 at 4:51pm

    *and* bring you a pregnancy test and a bottle of wine?

  • 78 62
    Submitted by grandmasterflash on Sep 9, 12 at 5:24pm

    Got that covered.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Sep 9, 12 at 2:36pm

    Its the bare necessities.

    • 61 59
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 9, 12 at 6:34pm

      The simple bear necessities!

  • 68 57
    Submitted by severedhandofgod on Sep 9, 12 at 8:24pm

    Why can't we share area codes

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Kamster on Sep 9, 12 at 10:55pm

    I see no problem here

  • 64 60
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Sep 9, 12 at 1:13pm

    I'm in.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Jess1991 on Sep 9, 12 at 7:28pm

    never met a guy who can't drive a truck

  • 58 62
    Submitted by gidget_zombie on Sep 9, 12 at 11:59pm

    Aim high, sister.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by dhooks111490 on Sep 10, 12 at 8:08am

    Who gives a shit about a truck? Are you kidding me? Hick loser

  • 64 91
    Submitted by paintblr20 on Sep 9, 12 at 10:18am

    someone's overweight

  • 33 39
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:40pm

    That may be her perfect man but she's the perfect woman for having those requirements. OP, I can and will happily do all of those things for you