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  • 77 20
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 22, 10 at 8:32pm

    You have to learn how to kiss without dehydrating your partner(s). It is someone's mouth, not a juice pack, for crying out loud.

  • 49 30
    Submitted by iblowpops on Aug 22, 10 at 9:27pm

    Sucking face is a euphemism. You shouldn't treat their mouth like a Capri Sun pouch.

    • 29 26
      Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 11:15pm

      i just really laughed out loud

  • 50 39
    Submitted by bsmith on Aug 22, 10 at 8:43pm

    i have a bottle of others' spit that i keep by my bed to maintain this same ratio.

  • 40 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 11:34pm

    Thats not spit thats cum B===D~~ O :

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 22, 10 at 10:41pm

    Evidently you all don't appreciate the sexuality of kissing. Knowing how to kiss can turn a "no" into "do me now!" Definitely a good night.

  • 31 21
    Submitted by orangemonkey17 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:16pm

    Youuuur preetty nastyyy

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Phys on Aug 22, 10 at 8:22pm

    Other than spit what else is in your mouth?

  • 31 22
    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 22, 10 at 9:17pm

    @bsmith: enjoy mono...

  • 33 26
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 22, 10 at 9:06pm

    Uhh... Nasty

  • 30 29
    Submitted by shanna061009 on Aug 22, 10 at 9:20pm

    Yummy!?

  • 27 24
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 23, 10 at 7:43am

    Jughead, evidently you dont appreciate that this text makes the texter sound less like a sensual sexy kisser and more like a saturday night dive bar mouth slut.....

  • 34 43
    Submitted by wuddup440 on Aug 22, 10 at 8:13pm

    how would people vote good night on this? ewwwww

  • 28 32
    Submitted by smh on Aug 22, 10 at 11:12pm

    Cjypdoydpufpudostizo

  • 24 25
    Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:23pm

    And im 1/2% sure that the 99% of what you think is spit is something else...

  • 27 32
    Submitted by blondiebecka144 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:29pm

    Having someone elses spit in your mouth helps to prevent tooth decay

  • 22 23
    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 3:09am

    That's a good thing... Right

  • 24 27
    Submitted by sm10 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:18pm

    Eew.

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