I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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That should be a t-shirt...hilarious
I only liked this one because the word smidgen was involved... That's about it.
I only like this for the emoji. Aaand now I want a cupcake.
why can't I see the emoji?
I fucking hated this
I like this one bc I can see the emoicon
Wait, are we talking about a person or a pastry?
Both and neither.. now I'm just gonna give you awhile to sort through that and process it.. this might take awhile
That is really creative and articulate I love it hahaha
I think this person has rambling issues...