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  • Was this the dick that launch'd a billion sperm/And plung'd the fright'ning depths of O.P's vag?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 21, 11 at 2:42pm
  • I'm pretty sure a 5 year invasion/siege with legends battling and hundreds of thousands dying is up there with you getting him drunk, flashing some tit then bending over and saying do me

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 21, 11 at 4:34pm
  • So, what you're really trying to say... Is that his dick looks like a gorgeous female?

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 22, 11 at 1:23am
  • They can't beat the cock I saw the other night. Would seriously rearrange my uterus.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 22, 11 at 12:50am
  • You have to go through all that to get laid then you be highly unfuckable. The only history this will go down in Pathetic Beyond Words.

    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 22, 11 at 10:50am
  • They say that it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, try getting to England in a rowboat. However, you can definitely get there if you launch a thousand ships. Especially those big warships the Greeks used.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 21, 11 at 10:40pm
    • or when a navy frigate "accidentally" runs over a skiff full of Somali pirates

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 12:28am
    • honestly I think size doesn't matter. if you know what you're doing its amazing either way

      Submitted by shellsbells on Nov 22, 11 at 1:26pm
  • What?

    Submitted by BoomSteakDinner on Nov 21, 11 at 2:39pm
  • The dick that launched a thousand ships!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 21, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Must be the esteemed and legendary Trojan HorseCock! www.iwassofuckedup.com

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:18pm