That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Was this the dick that launch'd a billion sperm/And plung'd the fright'ning depths of O.P's vag?
I'm pretty sure a 5 year invasion/siege with legends battling and hundreds of thousands dying is up there with you getting him drunk, flashing some tit then bending over and saying do me
So, what you're really trying to say... Is that his dick looks like a gorgeous female?
They can't beat the cock I saw the other night. Would seriously rearrange my uterus.
You have to go through all that to get laid then you be highly unfuckable. The only history this will go down in Pathetic Beyond Words.
They say that it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, try getting to England in a rowboat. However, you can definitely get there if you launch a thousand ships. Especially those big warships the Greeks used.
or when a navy frigate "accidentally" runs over a skiff full of Somali pirates
honestly I think size doesn't matter. if you know what you're doing its amazing either way
foreplay can comp for alot
The dick that launched a thousand ships!
Must be the esteemed and legendary Trojan HorseCock! www.iwassofuckedup.com