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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 21, 11 at 2:42pm

    Was this the dick that launch'd a billion sperm/And plung'd the fright'ning depths of O.P's vag?

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 21, 11 at 4:34pm

    I'm pretty sure a 5 year invasion/siege with legends battling and hundreds of thousands dying is up there with you getting him drunk, flashing some tit then bending over and saying do me

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 22, 11 at 1:23am

    So, what you're really trying to say... Is that his dick looks like a gorgeous female?

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 22, 11 at 12:50am

    They can't beat the cock I saw the other night. Would seriously rearrange my uterus.

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    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 22, 11 at 10:50am

    You have to go through all that to get laid then you be highly unfuckable. The only history this will go down in Pathetic Beyond Words.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 21, 11 at 10:40pm

    They say that it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, try getting to England in a rowboat. However, you can definitely get there if you launch a thousand ships. Especially those big warships the Greeks used.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 12:28am

      or when a navy frigate "accidentally" runs over a skiff full of Somali pirates

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      Submitted by shellsbells on Nov 22, 11 at 1:26pm

      honestly I think size doesn't matter. if you know what you're doing its amazing either way

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:19pm

        foreplay can comp for alot

  • Submitted by BoomSteakDinner on Nov 21, 11 at 2:39pm


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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 21, 11 at 10:10pm

    The dick that launched a thousand ships!

  • Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:18pm

    Must be the esteemed and legendary Trojan HorseCock!