Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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