you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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I <3 cum in my eye ball.
In Soviet Russia, face lotion IS cum in bottle.
69th!!! how ironic....and shes retarded.
Oh northern Virginia....
I know someone who got pissed and jizzed in sunscreen bottles, and proceeded to give them to people. Epicsauce fooor suuuure.
Hanging like my nuts
Don't trust that shit. It could be Zebra Cum. You never know!!!
Come on 703! Let's step it up. Enough of these unfunny texts from my area code!
Texts have been WEAK latelyyyyy
hey it's good for the pores!!
So that's what the nutrients are...
My friend told his gullible sister that cum helps keep your skin clear and if you rub it on your vagina it works like a contraceptive. She believed him. x_x
i would freak out too
Really high or just stupid?
Fuck you first bitch
what do you guys think about the global warming summit in copenhagen