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  • 81 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:50pm

    I <3 cum in my eye ball.

  • 69 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:08am

    In Soviet Russia, face lotion IS cum in bottle.

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    Oh northern Virginia....

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    69th!!! how ironic....and shes retarded.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    Don't trust that shit. It could be Zebra Cum. You never know!!!

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:03pm

    Come on 703! Let's step it up. Enough of these unfunny texts from my area code!

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:36am

    Texts have been WEAK latelyyyyy

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:31am

    Hanging like my nuts

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:03pm

    So that's what the nutrients are...

  • 50 41
    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 17, 10 at 10:50pm

    hey it's good for the pores!!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:03pm

    i would freak out too

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:02pm

    Fuck you first bitch

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:36am

    what do you guys think about the global warming summit in copenhagen

  • 45 38
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Sep 5, 11 at 12:41am

    I know someone who got pissed and jizzed in sunscreen bottles, and proceeded to give them to people. Epicsauce fooor suuuure.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by blackdress on Jan 28, 11 at 1:24pm

    My friend told his gullible sister that cum helps keep your skin clear and if you rub it on your vagina it works like a contraceptive. She believed him. x_x

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:10pm

    Really high or just stupid?