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  • I'd say those are grounds for defriending on Facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:06am
  • GASP!?!? if they don't think shark week is the greatest week EVER than they're not friend worthy anyways!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:46am
  • shark week is gods gift to college students home for summer and a way for them to almost believe in the guy. shark week is by far the greatest week on earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:34am
  • I think I may love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:14am
  • I don't give a fuck about shark week either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:19pm
  • what blasphemy! how can you not love shark week? :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:27am
  • I think I just feel in love with you

    Submitted by shelbychh on Jan 18, 11 at 12:01am
  • amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:40pm
  • 10:57 Your face is disgusting and Shark week is for Homo's with no life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:18am
  • I would break up with my boyfriend if he said that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:55pm
  • i defriended cait c. because she was disappointed with the most recent harry potter movie. and because she's a flithy republican.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:34pm
  • shark week fuking rules!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:46am
  • 9:38 No way Jelly and Peanut Butter mix in the same jar is!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:40am
  • fuck y'all who think shark week is lame, its the shit! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Bowl Week Rivalry Week Shark Week that order

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:27pm
  • fake texts, and now someone shilling for shark week? the laughs here are done... nothing to see folks... move along...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:30am
  • who the fuck could love shark week? its over done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:38am
  • I cried a little. I love shark week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:14am
  • You did the right thing

    Submitted by blockheads48 on May 22, 10 at 10:57am
  • that is fucking hilarious, you are the man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I like how my best friend posts on here and puts the wrong area code but I know her so well I know which posts are hers :) I love you Changa!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:26pm
  • That was the best thing I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:49am
  • fuck that chick shark week is the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I survived a shark attack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:44pm
  • i just find shark week interesting. i know im a geek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:19am
  • That's grounds for kicking a bitch in the throat lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:56am
  • Dude, your the man for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Lol @ 11:18.. He must not get any puss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:37am
  • shark week is the best thing ever. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:33am
  • Who the fuck doesn't like shark week?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I want to meet this girl! haha Shark Week is on all the time and it's so pathetically boring. My friends all sit around and watch it all week long every time they show it...what a waste of time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:15pm
  • shark week only runs till 9pm in my area so after that dip out and get crunked, fucking love shark week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:57pm
  • It's not like you were actual friends anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:42am
  • we ought to feed this shark-hater to the sharks. one slice for each of the 422 species!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:13am
  • I FUCKING LOVEEE SHARKWEEK ... i mean whaaat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Was it Danielle Baker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:06pm
  • THAT'S SOME SERIOUS FUCKIN SHIT RIGHT THERE MAN

    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:26am
  • I've seen people killed for lesser insults about shark week

    Submitted by StonedKoala on Jul 14, 10 at 2:40pm
  • WELL PLAYED MY FRIEND, WELL PLAYED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:10am
  • Tough call. But the right one.

    Submitted by TyteMcGee on Jun 18, 10 at 1:12pm
  • Shark week is the best thing since sliced bread was invented.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:38am
  • That is a legit de-friending. Judges find it valid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:07pm
  • lmao@10:56, we should be friends It's sad to think that people are bashing Shark Week. You get schooled about sharks while watching them tear shit up. That makes for good programming to me. I guess I just wan't aware that learning was a "trending topic" all of a sudden but then I'm just a girl who a appreciates a good shark attack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:35pm
  • if she's hot. show her your shark while watching shark week on tv *makes tapping noises on every single "."* every . night . till. she . says . I . be ........ leive

    Submitted by 808er on Jul 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • it was myspace and, wow. i cant belive this shit is about me

    Submitted by jesjes on Jun 4, 10 at 3:44pm
  • shark week is a fucking trending topic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Shark Week is the reason i live, this girl is clearly a loserrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:29am
  • I have last 2008s shark week on DVD. mainyl for the top ten worst shark attacks. but it all rocks! I love shark week!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:48pm
  • fuck her! shark week is the shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:42am
  • 1:37 oh ha ha, a Full Metal Jacket quote... very original. Dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:29pm
  • what a coincidence its "the stranger" week too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:10pm
  • That bitch is going to get eaten by a shark. And imma laugh. A lot.

    Submitted by GetHigher858 on Mar 28, 10 at 4:07am
  • You did the right thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:01am
  • THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. and by taken care of, i mean fed to the sharks. my eyes just started tearing up with anger when i read this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:50am
  • you are a god to all shark week lovers <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:55am
  • Shark week is my favorite week of the year I'm becoming a marine biologist to study great whites and Greenland sharks because of shark week

    Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Aug 2, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Is this Megan S. ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Shark Week is pathetic... get your lazy fat asses off your mothers couch and go do something instead of sitting around watching stupid sharks swimming around on TV for a week. No wonder you idiots never get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:01pm
  • How can not like shark week ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:33pm
  • I think I love you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:04am
  • 12:07 - If Hyenas had stronger hind legs, they would be the King of the Jungle... how's that for education. I learned that on "Hyena Week".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:30pm
  • GOOD FUCKING CALL MAN. you dont need that in your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:46am
  • That's terrible.

    Submitted by iDomeObtainer on Jul 19, 11 at 8:25pm
  • What a bitch. I would have defriended AND punched her in the vag, since she obviously doesn't need to reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:14am
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!! r0xt4r

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:17am
  • everyone thinks its cool to like shark week. its getting annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Only defriended i think shes lucky i would this that grounds for a justified reason to beat a woman........ Just saying

    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Feb 17, 11 at 12:18am
  • Seems like a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 8:26pm
  • What the hell is with this Shark week shit?? I have nor will I ever watch it now thanks you bitches bitching about it on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:36am
  • She is not human.... Fuck that bitch....

    Submitted by dd32 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:50pm
  • that text alone is grounds for hiring someone to kill this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:14am
  • I can without a doubt say that I smoke the most weed during shark week compared to any other week. No contest.

    Submitted by Erik_guilmette22 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:34pm
  • 9:40 (2) Haha! No way. Jelly is disgusting. PB rocks but jelly has to go. Shark week is god damn amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:57am
  • And I guess you are a geek who became friends with a beach blonde who only befriended you since she pitied your sorry ass life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:42am
  • In the words if Tracy Jordan: "live every week likes it's shark week."

    Submitted by caseyemma on Aug 14, 11 at 2:51am
  • Hahahahahahaha that's awesome.

    Submitted by rousie46 on Mar 14, 11 at 12:54pm
  • my new favorite text on here... SHARK WEEK FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:39am
  • My girlfriend loves Shark Week... and I put up with it. >.> Hyenas are so much more badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:07pm
  • if you don't care about shark week, you obviously have poor taste in television programming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:39pm
  • 1:37, you're a true idiot. Think about what you just said, "look like" ? you can't see anyone on this site. And if you could I would say you'd keep your mouth shut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:45pm
  • she probably doesn't want to be friends with a crazy like you anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:33am
  • Did my little drunk sister send that? For real tho? I think it was...I love you Madi!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Shark week is a great time o do nothin

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:26am
  • shark week fucking sucks. Nothign good ever came out of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:29am
  • that girl deserved it

    Submitted by potatoes on Jun 9, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Shark week, best week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:06am