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  • Submitted by IneptAdept on May 7, 10 at 12:51pm

    "I would like to express a formal interest for inserting your penis into my vagina, then partially removing your penis, then inserting again, repeating until mutual orgasm."

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      Submitted by favbirdswallow on May 7, 10 at 6:48pm

      Real women still have hair down there!!!!!

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        Submitted by Leto on May 8, 10 at 7:10pm

        ...what in the holy fuck does that have to do with what he said. and dont consider your hairy self to be standard or correct. women can have hair, be shaved or some design in between, lol. a real man should be fine with any of these, but can have his own preferences.

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    Submitted by vodkadude on May 7, 10 at 12:48pm

    I'd only need one text

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    Submitted by LiveFast on May 7, 10 at 11:52pm

    You can text me anytime, I'm in the 330!

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 12:12pm

    I got it anytime babe

  • 81 77
    Submitted by yoursougly on May 7, 10 at 9:17am

    Maybe he dosent want your sex

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    Submitted by broslikethissite on May 7, 10 at 1:58pm

    Two conclusions: he's a homo or she's fat

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    Submitted by DatNigga37 on May 18, 10 at 3:54am

    So if a girl randomly says that it means she wants it? Haha

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 7, 10 at 9:35am

    this, just, might, work.....

  • 73 77
    Submitted by JackBerton on May 7, 10 at 1:19pm

    Too bad his reply was, "You must be at least this skinny to ride this ride"

  • 69 77
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 7, 10 at 9:46am

    I got your hint. Call me!

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    Submitted by jprincess on May 7, 10 at 1:03pm

    Subtle-LOL!

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 2:10pm

    A little slow in the hall of fame city

  • 57 58
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on May 7, 10 at 9:21am

    Just tell him flat out! If you want it bad enough, you'll do it!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by NLHGK on May 7, 10 at 7:39pm

    I'd fucks witit

  • 59 70
    Submitted by jackie7 on May 7, 10 at 10:02am

    Genius!

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    Submitted by nakrispy on May 7, 10 at 12:09pm

    Desperate. Pathetic. Whore.

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    Submitted by chemicalkiwi on May 8, 10 at 12:28am

    at that point it is no longer a hint.

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    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 7, 10 at 11:35am

    He must be a dumb ass. Maby send a text like let's have sex

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    Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 7, 10 at 9:18am

    sex sex sex sex

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    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 3, 11 at 12:46am

    You should add the word NOW.

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    Submitted by noshatsherlock on May 7, 10 at 9:35am

    Hoe bag. (: