Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...