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  • Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:04am

    he must have really pissed her off...and she is an evil genius

  • Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:21am

    Heh, great plan. I hope he actually deserved it, though, and that you didn't just think he did for some inane reason.

  • Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:30pm

    Wait till you ave to shit and we'llsee whose punished

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Jan 20, 11 at 2:13pm

    "and although there's pain in my junk\ni sill wish you good luck\nwith a...FUCK YOU!"

  • Submitted by colan08 on Jan 20, 11 at 2:18pm

    But he still got head from you...minor victory...and now you have herpes from that bitch he fucked when you two were, "on a break." good job, skank.

  • Submitted by TCon on Jan 21, 11 at 2:10am

    Needless to say, all the thumbs down on this are from guys

  • Submitted by AMNeisz on Jan 20, 11 at 11:21am

    Absolutely hilarious! I wish I would have thought of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 11 at 9:57pm

    Wait - his dick is in your mouth and you're saying FU??? I think you have that backward.

  • Submitted by leesah_k on Jan 20, 11 at 12:10pm

    genius

  • Submitted by ambur on Jan 20, 11 at 12:20pm

    Yea, But that's prolly gonna be a wicked case of heart burn or worse...

  • Submitted by RyanM on Jan 20, 11 at 11:24am

    dick move. Hope you weren't a little bitch about it and used Dave's Insanity sauce. If that isn't a fuck you, I don't know what is.

  • Submitted by PotatoHead on Jan 20, 11 at 5:58pm

    That is genius.

  • Submitted by delfines07 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:15pm

    Pop rocks work really great for that too ;)

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 20, 11 at 2:20pm

    gdbear30...winner! I hate that song, but well played!

  • Submitted by chocolatepugs on Jan 21, 11 at 8:51am

    has anyone noticed how most guys commenting are being all defensive? its super funny. im definately gonna have to do that if my guy is a little bitch

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    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 21, 11 at 11:23am

    he still got head.

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 20, 11 at 8:32pm

    Chugging hot sauce...that's some serious shit.

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    Submitted by rugger on Jan 22, 11 at 12:06pm

    Even as a guy, I love it. Bwaahaaa

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    Submitted by Brian856 on Jan 22, 11 at 3:42am

    Shoulda chugged razorblades, that will teach him!

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    Submitted by yourmom55 on Jan 21, 11 at 4:24pm

    Best.idea.ever.

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    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 21, 11 at 4:42am

    amazing.

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    Submitted by cumbuckt on Feb 9, 11 at 3:35am

    http://tiwysingle.tumblr.com/

  • Submitted by thatdangguy10 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:06pm

    Fuuuuck you! That's like him using icyhot as lube

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    Submitted by LeadTheWay on Jan 20, 11 at 4:43pm

    Baaahahahahaha! Oh that's funny!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 23, 11 at 7:29am

    Save the hot sauce and use teeth.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:08am

    Yeah, but you still blew him and he got off. He still won.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 20, 11 at 11:23am

    i hope he pissed in ur mouth

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    Submitted by h3v0r on Feb 4, 11 at 12:43am

    awesome

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    Submitted by magnumcorpus on Jan 21, 11 at 11:40am

    That's hilarious, but wait til you have to shit.

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    Submitted by boofzguy on Jan 22, 11 at 12:51am

    Y blo him if you hate him...

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 21, 11 at 2:00pm

    chocolatepugs, what did you expect?

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    Submitted by daisyniki888 on Jan 30, 11 at 6:20pm

    I HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by frogzorz on Feb 9, 11 at 10:00pm

    PHILADELPHIA REPRESENT

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 20, 11 at 12:10pm

    Holy. Shit. I hate you. I don't know who you are and I don't care. All I know is I hate you.

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    Submitted by grass5 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:28am

    Hopefully he gave u something in return like maybe jalepeno sauce on ur clit I'm sure that would b eye for an eye