i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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he must have really pissed her off...and she is an evil genius
Heh, great plan. I hope he actually deserved it, though, and that you didn't just think he did for some inane reason.
Wait till you ave to shit and we'llsee whose punished
Absolutely hilarious! I wish I would have thought of it.
Needless to say, all the thumbs down on this are from guys
"and although there's pain in my junk\ni sill wish you good luck\nwith a...FUCK YOU!"
But he still got head from you...minor victory...and now you have herpes from that bitch he fucked when you two were, "on a break." good job, skank.
he still got head.
Wait - his dick is in your mouth and you're saying FU??? I think you have that backward.
Yea, But that's prolly gonna be a wicked case of heart burn or worse...
has anyone noticed how most guys commenting are being all defensive? its super funny. im definately gonna have to do that if my guy is a little bitch
dick move. Hope you weren't a little bitch about it and used Dave's Insanity sauce. If that isn't a fuck you, I don't know what is.
That is genius.
Shoulda chugged razorblades, that will teach him!
gdbear30...winner! I hate that song, but well played!
Save the hot sauce and use teeth.
Chugging hot sauce...that's some serious shit.
Fuuuuck you! That's like him using icyhot as lube
Pop rocks work really great for that too ;)
Baaahahahahaha! Oh that's funny!
Yeah, but you still blew him and he got off. He still won.
i hope he pissed in ur mouth
I HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!
Even as a guy, I love it. Bwaahaaa
That's hilarious, but wait til you have to shit.
chocolatepugs, what did you expect?
Y blo him if you hate him...
Holy. Shit. I hate you. I don't know who you are and I don't care. All I know is I hate you.
Hopefully he gave u something in return like maybe jalepeno sauce on ur clit I'm sure that would b eye for an eye