i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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he must have really pissed her off...and she is an evil genius
Heh, great plan. I hope he actually deserved it, though, and that you didn't just think he did for some inane reason.
Wait till you ave to shit and we'llsee whose punished
Needless to say, all the thumbs down on this are from guys
Absolutely hilarious! I wish I would have thought of it.
"and although there's pain in my junk\ni sill wish you good luck\nwith a...FUCK YOU!"
But he still got head from you...minor victory...and now you have herpes from that bitch he fucked when you two were, "on a break." good job, skank.
he still got head.
Wait - his dick is in your mouth and you're saying FU??? I think you have that backward.
dick move. Hope you weren't a little bitch about it and used Dave's Insanity sauce. If that isn't a fuck you, I don't know what is.
Yea, But that's prolly gonna be a wicked case of heart burn or worse...
has anyone noticed how most guys commenting are being all defensive? its super funny. im definately gonna have to do that if my guy is a little bitch
gdbear30...winner! I hate that song, but well played!
That is genius.
Chugging hot sauce...that's some serious shit.
Save the hot sauce and use teeth.
Shoulda chugged razorblades, that will teach him!
Pop rocks work really great for that too ;)
Fuuuuck you! That's like him using icyhot as lube
Even as a guy, I love it. Bwaahaaa
Yeah, but you still blew him and he got off. He still won.
i hope he pissed in ur mouth
Baaahahahahaha! Oh that's funny!
chocolatepugs, what did you expect?
Y blo him if you hate him...
That's hilarious, but wait til you have to shit.
I HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!
Hopefully he gave u something in return like maybe jalepeno sauce on ur clit I'm sure that would b eye for an eye
Holy. Shit. I hate you. I don't know who you are and I don't care. All I know is I hate you.