Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Virgin hunting. What a sport.
Frustrating at times. It's like hunting Yeti
I don't even think it's virgin hunting season anymore. Isn't that around the beginning of first semester, not the end?
Do virgins over 16 exist? Urban myth?
Depends on the state/county. I know of a 13 year old who's already preggo here in NC, but I was 19 and enlisted before I lost my V-card out in California and I gotta say it was not worth the wait.
Bears can smell the menstruation
death eaters at hogwarts?
Rick scott's a virgin, on the front side, but his behind's been torn wide open.
If you keep it up, guys in jail will be able to smell your innocence
Do born again virgins count?
@said8ED yes we exist
Brendan has a manjina!!
alright, i'll warm up the windowless van again.
Hopefully college or somebody will eventually be using your asshole as a broom closet when it's not storing their fat meat.