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  • Virgin hunting. What a sport.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 10:55am
    • Frustrating at times. It's like hunting Yeti

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 12:33pm
      • I don't even think it's virgin hunting season anymore. Isn't that around the beginning of first semester, not the end?

        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:14pm
        • Do virgins over 16 exist? Urban myth?

          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 6:44pm
          • Depends on the state/county. I know of a 13 year old who's already preggo here in NC, but I was 19 and enlisted before I lost my V-card out in California and I gotta say it was not worth the wait.

            Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:48am
  • Rick scott's a virgin, on the front side, but his behind's been torn wide open.

    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:51pm
  • Bears can smell the menstruation

    Submitted by Imma_Hokie on Nov 29, 10 at 10:46am
  • death eaters at hogwarts?

    Submitted by bongrippa on Nov 29, 10 at 1:19pm
  • If you keep it up, guys in jail will be able to smell your innocence

    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:15pm
  • Brendan has a manjina!!

    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Nov 30, 10 at 12:33am
  • @said8ED yes we exist

    Submitted by erisblake on Mar 8, 11 at 1:15am
  • Do born again virgins count?

    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Nov 29, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Hopefully college or somebody will eventually be using your asshole as a broom closet when it's not storing their fat meat.

    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 8:39am
  • Rick scott's

    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:48pm
  • alright, i'll warm up the windowless van again.

    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:48am