Crop dusting thru forever 21
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
from the living room?
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Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.